-> "El Chapo"
Original Song Title:
"El Paso" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Out in the beach resort town of Mazatlan
Soldiers and officers pull off a raid
There in a plush condominium tower
Freedom for drug lord, El Chapo, will fade
Thirteen long years before, busted from prison
Using a laundry cart, this cad of crime
But let us flip now, the calendar, backwards
Tell you of Chapo and his early time
El lived a poor..Mexican Life
Raised on a ranch, records say--a--a-ay
And here it ceases,
Connection to Jesus,
Real name, Joaquin Guzman - was born Christmas Day
Pro-tecting his siblngs, takes beatings from father
Mother's support eases moments of mean
The school's a far distance, taught by traveling teachers
He runs his own pot farm at just age fifteen..
Disowned by father, moves in with his grandpa
Harbors hostilities - none disappear
Then uncle Pedro, a pioneer drug lord
Shows him the ropes that will launch his career
Still in his twenties, El Chapo heads out,
Leaving Badiraguato behind-i-i-ind
El makes his mark well, impresses drug cartels
Like Hector Palma's and more of his kind
Boss operations of drugs on the border,
Smuggled to U.S. from old Mexico...
Violent and evil, controls with a whip hand
Teaches his henchmen he means what is said
Takes no excuses for lateness of shipments,
Such perpetrators are shot in the head..
Chauffeurs for Felix Gallardo, drug czar
Promotions come very fast.
Flashing through seventies, in eighties, we find him
Heading his own large drug cartel at last..
Ruthless and clever, and cunning, El Chapo
Snakes competition by making blood flow
Ambition's strong, and it pushes him onward
Sky seems the limit for where he will go..
Eludes a whack plan in Guadalajara,
In Tijuana, he sidesteps more lead
Twenty crack gunmen botch orders to kill him,
They clumsily snuff an Archbishop instead
Flees Guatamala, but then luck runs out,
Arrested, in Mexico, tried
After a decade of lock-up in prison
Starts getting weary, to see the outside
The tale has been told, how he's risen and fallen
Evil can only exist for so long
Faces harsh destiny thirteen years later
Thrown back in prison - to pay for his wrong
Good days are no more for drug lord, El Chapo
Judge won't be nice when he goes into court
Ironic end for drug lord, Joaquin Guzman,
Nickname means Shorty, and he came up short
Nickname means Shorty, and..he..came..up..short
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|How Funny: ||5.0|
|Overall Rating: ||5.0|
|Total Votes: ||6|
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| || || || ||Pacing|| ||How Funny|| ||Overall Rating|
| ||1|| ||0||
| ||2|| ||0||
| ||3|| ||0||
| ||4|| ||0||
| ||5|| ||6||
Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.