Original Song Title:
"El Paso" (MP3)
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Back in his home town of Honolulu,
His father was from Kenya, his mother from Witchita.
Sundays would find him attending the sermons
of a hateful black minister named Jeremiah.
Blacker than night are the plans of Obama.
Wicked and evil, he will go to hell
How do we fall for his preaching of changes,
hollow promises from an empty shell.
He claims to have been to all fifty seven states,
don't he sound like a hick?
It didn't stop there
as if he don't care,
he shocks with the line
about pig's lipstick
Please challenge his goal to lead this great nation.
Don't make the same mistake you did with Al Gore.
Answer his challenge fill out your ballot
Vote for McCain and for Palin for sure.
We have just spent almost one trillion dollars
to be rid of a president named Hussein.
How can it be that nobody hollars
we might elect our own, are we insane?
To the voting booth you should run
where it list the republican guys.
It looks like a good one
I say it could win
pull the lever and
and hope for a landslide.....
against the democrat named Obama
and his running mate Joseph Biden
Here in the US life will be worthless
Your money will go to new taxes, you'll have nothing left
It'll be a long time before you see your own money
Why vote for a man, who is worse than death?
Borke was a jurist who smoked marijuana
Because of that, he was not approved
Slick Willy smoked it
but didn't inhale it
Barack used cocaine
but it's OK, 'cause of his black hue.
And at last you should know
Theres one letter differences between Osama and Obama
Between bin Laden and Biden there are only three.
And what kind of name is Barack Hussein Obama?
I actually long for the days when it was Hillary.
Off to my right I see higher taxes.
Off to my left, more programs for the poor.
Shouting and shoving are few gay activists.
I heard them say something about my back door.
Something is dreadfully wrong for I feel
a sickening pain in my gut.
Though I am trying
To be optomistic,
my passport is current
and I'm holding a ticket.
But we know that
Obama is wrong. Vote for McCain and Palin
bring all your friends, don't sit on your ass.
Remember the white stuff cocaine and marijauna.
and that most guys named Hussein are terrorists
Turn out in November and vote for your country.
Don't let a Commie win by a landslide.
God bless America, enter that vote booth,
vote for McCain and Obama good byyyyyyyyyyye!
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