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Song Parodies -> "Kitty Kat"

Original Song Title:

"Jimmy Mack"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Martha & The Vandellas

Parody Song Title:

"Kitty Kat"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

This one goes out to all the ladies whose Kitty has run away


Kitty, Kitty, oh Kitty Kat, when are you coming back?
Kitty, Kitty, oh Kitty Kat, when are you coming back?

Rover ain’t missing you
Tweety is glad you left too
You left me without a clue
I’m heartbroken and blue
At night I keep looking around
I must have been down ev’ry street in town

[Chorus:]
Hey Kitty, Kitty, oh Kitty Kat, when are you coming back?
Kitty, Kitty, oh Kitty Kat, when are you coming back?

I call for you on my porch about three times a night
Still my heart’s just wondering to where you’ve taken flight
And this emptiness that I find instead
Keeps filling me with hollow dread

[Chorus]

Knead my bosoms – Paddy pump ‘em

[Instrumental break]

I wanna say, I’m offering fifty dollars
To anyone who gets you collared
Trying hard to find you
But Kitty, where the hell have you gone to?



[Chorus]

Knead my bosoms – Paddy pump ‘em
Knead my bosoms – Paddy pump ‘em…
(Kitty, Kitty, oh Kitty Kat, when are you coming back?)

[Repeats out]

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alvin - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
paddy pump 'em.....lol
John Barry - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Caterwauling out loud.
Guy - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Hope you really didn't loose kitty but funny this does not beam of talent, well it needs a big bit of quaker oat meal for fortification. The song had so much potential and a disappointment it has been. I'll give a fair vote for a fair parody.
MrMacphisto - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL... so random, but I like it...

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