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Song Parodies -> "Glancing In The Screen"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing In The Street"

Original Performer:

Martha & The Vandellas

Parody Song Title:

"Glancing In The Screen"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

(instrumental intro)

Crawling out, around your world,
Are dudes ready for a hand-lewd-beat

Summer's here
And the time is right
For glancin' in the screens

They're glancin' in your carport
Down into your screens
Up into your privy

All they seek is nudeness
Sweet nudeness
They'll seek nudeness everywhere

They'll be swingin'
Swayin'
With themselves playin'
And glancin' in the screens

Ohhh!
It doesn't matter what you Nair'ed
Just as long as you are bare

They come when
Their weird eyes
Nab a girl
Shaving where
Her mons hair curls

They'll be glancin'
They're glancin' in the screen


It's just an inclination
For stimulation
A chance for strokes to glean

They'll be leerin' an' gapin', an' salivatin'
And glancin' in the screens

In delphiniums be they! (In delphiniums be they!)
Wall-to-floor, from trees, see now! (Wall-to-floor, from trees, see now!)
(Their) Pants are wet from organs drippy! (Pants are wet from organs drippy!)

All they seek is lewdness
Sweet lewdness
They'll seek lewdness everywhere

They'll be schwingin'
Swayin'
With themselves playin'
And glancin' in the screen, yeah!

(instrumental break)

Ohhh!
It doesn't matter
Where they stare
Just as long as nudes are there

So come on
Ev'ry gal
Grab your mace
Spray 'em there
Around their face
They'll be screamin'
They're screamin' "I CAN'T SEE!!" (screamin' "I CAN'T SEE!!")

In delphiniums be they! (In delphiniums be they!)
Wall-to-floor, from trees, see now! (Wall-to-floor, from trees, see now!)
(Their) Pants are wet from organs drippy! (Pants are wet from organs drippy!)

Now they're face-down in a splay, handcuffs on, yah!
In detention they'll relax, on a sofa!
A feast for
Alex, Andy, and
Ver-non, yah!
Ver-non, yah!

(instrumental fade)

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Adagio - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
You did so much more to this than I did. Loved it. 5's
Arwen - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Peeping Toms totally creep me out. That may be ridiculously obvious...but...yeah...gross.

This is fabulous, though, Johnny...=) 5s...
Rick D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
You tryin' to suck up to the women on the site? Good idea.
Adam Eccleshall - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
That's fantastic :-) 5's
Ashkicksass - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
"It doesn't matter what you Naired!" "In delphiniums be they!" and "A feast for Alex, Andy, and Ver-non." I am DYING Johnny!
Cookie-man - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Yet another Johnny D classic! Excellent work!
John Barry - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Great syllabic match to the original!
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio, Arwen, Rick D, Adam Eccleshall, Ashkicksass, Cookie-man, and John Barry!
alvin rhodes - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
perfect pacing and funny as hell...nice job..5s
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
And thank you too, Alvin!
Jack Wilson - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
This is awesome! 555!
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Jack, welcome back, my man! Thank you!
Kristof Robertson - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I've been away...glad to see you haven't mellowe out, JD! 555
Johnny D - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh, thanks, KR!

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