(instrumental intro)

Crawling out, around your world,
Are dudes ready for a hand-lewd-beat

Summer's here
And the time is right
For glancin' in the screens

They're glancin' in your carport
Down into your screens
Up into your privy

All they seek is nudeness
Sweet nudeness
They'll seek nudeness everywhere

They'll be swingin'
Swayin'
With themselves playin'
And glancin' in the screens

Ohhh!
It doesn't matter what you Nair'ed
Just as long as you are bare

They come when
Their weird eyes
Nab a girl
Shaving where
Her mons hair curls

They'll be glancin'
They're glancin' in the screen


It's just an inclination
For stimulation
A chance for strokes to glean

They'll be leerin' an' gapin', an' salivatin'
And glancin' in the screens

In delphiniums be they! (In delphiniums be they!)
Wall-to-floor, from trees, see now! (Wall-to-floor, from trees, see now!)
(Their) Pants are wet from organs drippy! (Pants are wet from organs drippy!)

All they seek is lewdness
Sweet lewdness
They'll seek lewdness everywhere

They'll be schwingin'
Swayin'
With themselves playin'
And glancin' in the screen, yeah!

(instrumental break)

Ohhh!
It doesn't matter
Where they stare
Just as long as nudes are there

So come on
Ev'ry gal
Grab your mace
Spray 'em there
Around their face
They'll be screamin'
They're screamin' "I CAN'T SEE!!" (screamin' "I CAN'T SEE!!")

In delphiniums be they! (In delphiniums be they!)
Wall-to-floor, from trees, see now! (Wall-to-floor, from trees, see now!)
(Their) Pants are wet from organs drippy! (Pants are wet from organs drippy!)

Now they're face-down in a splay, handcuffs on, yah!
In detention they'll relax, on a sofa!
A feast for
Alex, Andy, and
Ver-non, yah!
Ver-non, yah!

(instrumental fade)