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Song Parodies -> "Bad Date"

Original Song Title:

"Heat Wave"

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Date"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

First time I'm out with you
I dropped a dime
Bent to get it
And my pants split open wide
The whole room turned, they heard my trousers tear
Why did I wear pink Dora underwear?

It was a bad date
Knew it from the start
Next time, avoid tight jeans
Cause they might tear apart

Whenever I see you now
Walking with your friends
They point they stare, make fun of my rear end
One day I hoped I'd get to meet her folks
But now I'm just the butt of her jokes

It was a bad date
I'm forever scarred
Couldn't keep from crying
They were laughing so hard

(Sax Solo.................)

First kiss, complete disgrace
Leaned in, burped in her face
But she got me back, with a sneak attack
Switched my Preperation H with Ben Gay
She wanted to see the look on my face
She didn't care that it was in bad taste

It was a bad date
Burning in my shorts
It's not a total loss
It burned away my warts

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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 4   1
 5   8

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Matthias - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Man.... Pink Dora underwear... I don't think you can get more embarassing than that!!!
Ann Hammond - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
alvin - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
date, bad...parody, good
Kristof Robertson - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Ca-ringe! I've been on some bad dates in my time, but if this happened to me I'd enter a monastery. Fun stuff, Jeff. 555
stuart mcarthur - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
ha! - TMI about the warts Jeff! - I think you are definitely channelling Arwen here - 555
bobpiecheese - November 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(Decathlon 2.0) Can't say much poor bastard. Great job Jeff!
stuart mcarthur - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(dec2.3) see above - butt of her joke, with the joke of your butt - either way, that was a funny line Jeff, and the neat pacing added to the humour imo
Kristof Robertson - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(DEC 2.3) See above. I'll add that I particularly liked this:
First kiss, complete disgrace
Leaned in, burped in her face
Arwen - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Decathlon...I thought I'd commented on this. Seriously...I'm kind of weirded out. =( Anyway...I love Love LOVE the OS...always gets me dancing...and this was a lovely tale of an evening that I feel like I've lived a time or two...=)
Phil Alexander - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Definitely got better as it went along... never heard of "Ben Gay", but I can guess... but at least it's all behind you now
Agrimorfee - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec) Quite a vengeful woman to do that to you in the second verse!
Jack Wilson - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
This is embarrassing LOL.5s
Below Average Dave ( - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec2) Well, that was different Jeff, I think that I have a new appreciation for those who I've seen do this in public (well not the whole date, but the ripping pants) You have a charisma that shows through your writing. . .I really enjoy your style, I think this song was a bit too short for a real big contender, but certainly a top 5 fringer, and an interesting OS choice!
Mikey Squirrel - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
DEC2- I've had dates worse than this, believe it or not. Very funny and well done, Jeff.

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