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Song Parodies -> "Antsy For Some Meat"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing In The Street"

Original Performer:

Martha And The Vandellas

Parody Song Title:

"Antsy For Some Meat"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

collard greens had rocked my world
i went steady with the yams and beets
stomach's veered...now the time is right
i'm antsy for some meat

i've had it with tomatoes
down with sprouts and beans
out with plain spaghetti

want...my ...meals...amusin'
unloosened
i will choose just what i dare
there'll be chicken, bacon and patty makin'
i'm antsy for some meat

i'll fill my platter up to there
how i've longed for steak cooked rare
i want burgers, fried...roasted squirrel
give me back my meat filled world
i've been antsy
antsy for some meat

its an invitation...for beast cremation
i'll cram my throat with meat

they'll be lambs a-singin'....and brisket bingin'
i'm antsy for some meat

philly steak is OK
salty pork and pig's feet, now
gimme meat that's moist a-plenty

want...my ...meals...amusin'
unloosened
i will choose just what i dare
there'll be chicken, bacon and patty makin'
i'm antsy for some meat

i'll fill my platter up to there
how i've longed for steak cooked rare
i want burgers, fried...roasted squirrel
give me back my meat filled world
i've been antsy
antsy for some meat

eight pounds of filet
every day
antsy for some meat

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MasonR - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
You served up a classic here! 555 (but you lost me at Pigs feet...)
McKludge - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
I love being a carnivore. I think you have a spelling error in the lambs line. I think you mean singeing as opposed to singing.
Stan Hall - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm guesssing McK is right, that you meant "lambs a-singeing" (and maybe "brisket-bingeing," too, tho' re that Webster allows "e"-lessness is orthographically optional). 5s
Agrimorfee - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Carnivores around the world are all groovin' to your beat...555
alvin - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks mason...i wouldn't eat pigs feet for a thousand dollars....it was just a good sub for D.C......thanks mckludge....i typed "singein' " and 'bingein' " first but it just didn't look right...thanks stan.....thanks for the clarification....thanks agri....i like meat but i hate chewing meat from bones.....hate gristle and fat too...i like "neat meat"
John Barry - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
You've covered all the major meats group except "lunch." Laughed my hocks off.
alvin - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks john....coulda made it "luncheon types of meat".....go for it if ya want...lol
Meriadoc - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
With that title I was expecting something about a ruined picnic... ;-)
MadameBovary - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
This is Great Sir Alvin, ~Duke o'Carnivore~ . . . loved the roasted squirrel. very clever, Sir .
adagio - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
roasted racoon was clever. The whole song was a refreshing change.
littleCornCakes - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, did you manage to get some ~Corned Beef~ . . . on the 17th ?
alvin - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
HI MERRY !....great to see your name pop up...thanks for the comments (lol) and i hope all is well in your new locale...thanks MadameBovary....never actually tried squirrel, but it fit the rhyme scheme...thanks adagio...raccoon ?....hmmmm....thanks littleCornCakes....one can hardly celebrate st. patrick's day without some yummy corned beef
AFW - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
A very meaty treaty, indeed
alvin - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW

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