-> "Ode to Kwik-E-Mart"
Original Song Title:
"Jimmy Mac"
Parody Song Title:
"Ode to Kwik-E-Mart"
The Lyrics
Kwik-E-Mart, Kwik-E
Oh, Kwik-E-Mart
The Simpsons’ favorite store
Kwik-E-Mart, Kwik-E
Oh, Kwik-E-Mart
The Simpsons’ favorite store
Snake Jailbird is robbing you
And El Barto’s tagging you too
You sell expired meat
From 1984
Andria keeps coming around
And buys every donut there
Oh, Kwik-E, Kwik-E
The Kwik-E-Mart
Springfield’s greatest store
Kwik-E-Mart, Kwik-E
Oh, Kwik-E-Mart
The Simpsons’ favorite store
Apu works in the store
Ninety-six hours a week
Now, my heart's a-givin’ out
From the donuts
Chutney Squishees, I’m cravin’
‘Spite the fact they make me sick
Kwik-E-Mart, Kwik-E
Oh, Kwik-E-Mart
The Simpsons’ favorite store
Kwik-E-Mart, Kwik-E
Oh, Kwik-E-Mart
The Simpsons’ favorite store
Need your donuts (To Kwik-E-Mart, gonna hurry back)
Need your Duff Beer (To Kwik-E-Mart, I’m gonna hurry back)
INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE
I wanna say
I'm not getting any thinner
I can't hold on very much longer,
Trying hard to lose weight
But, Kwik-E, that store’s a-makin’ me fat
Kwik-E-Mart, Kwik-E
Oh, Kwik-E-Mart
The Simpsons’ favorite store
Kwik-E, can't go back there, Kwik-E
To Kwik-E-Mart
I’m never comin’ back
Need your donuts (Goin’ back to Kwik-E-Mart)
Need your Squishees (From Kwik-E-Mart)
Goin’ back
Kwik-E-Mart
‘Spite the fact
Made me fat
The Kwik-E-Mart
They made me fat
Think I’ll sue
The Kwik-E-Mart
The Kwik-E-Mart
They made me fat
Yeah, I’ll sue
The Kwik-E-Mart
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