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Song Parodies -> "Hey, Santorum...."

Original Song Title:

"Arizona"

Original Performer:

Mark Lindsay

Parody Song Title:

"Hey, Santorum...."

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

This guy is a Taliban in disguise. This parody should be sent to him so he knows what some people think of him. If anybody out there has Rick Santorum's contact info, please....PLEASE...forward this link to him!! A couple notes: 1) Santorum is severely anti-gay, which is the premise behind the parody. 2) "Robin Hoodin' in reverse" means robbing from the poor and giving to the rich. 3) Santorum is racist, so I used the word "colored" to stress the point. 4) Franklin Graham is Billy Graham's son, who is a whacko holy-roller preacher. It sounds best if you pronounce his name as "Graeme"..... ENJOY!
Tell all the gays from San Francisco to go and vote today
Republican Party's in a big fiasco; and California's in play
he said he believes in "Robin Hoodin' in reverse", and "coloreds" should have no say.
So all we can do is laugh at Rick; maybe HE's the one who needs to pray
Hey, Santorum... f**k off with Franklin Graham!
Hey, Santorum... take another look at the REAL world now
Hey, Santorum... (you) had your ten minutes of fame
Hey, Santorum... why dontcha' just go away?

oooh, quit all your whinin', your talkin' like a neo-Nazi runnin' your mouth
and scrape off the egg from your face, cuz' you're really no saint
Hey, Santorum... kick off your "Homo blues"
Hey, Santorum... why dontcha' just go away?


[Instrumental Interlude]


Follow him up to San Francisco, he persecutes the gays.
Obama gonna' fry him & Romney in Crisco
Maybe he's gone by May
None of us believe in "Robin Hoodin' in reverse" and stickin' a probe in her "hay"
But we could be reading you in Gideon's Bible....All the crazy things you say!

Hey, Santorum... f**k off with Franklin Graham!
Hey, Santorum... take another look at the REAL world now
Hey, Santorum... (you) had your ten minutes of fame
Hey, Santorum... why dontcha' just go away?

Hey, Santorum... kick off your "Homo Blues"
Hey, Santorum... have another look at the REAL world now
Hey, Santorum... you have a quite few screws loose
Hey, Santorum... why dontcha' just go away?

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