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Song Parodies -> "He Needs A Lot Of Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"We Need A Little Christmas"

Original Performer:

Mame Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"He Needs A Lot Of Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Larry Hensley

The Lyrics

This is about a neighbor.
First of November
He strings the lights outside and neighbors groan again
What a fast shopper
Oh yeah, he's rushing things, and he will decorate then.
'Cause he needs a lot of Christmas
Parties every weekend
Huge wreaths by the window
Caroling once again
Yeah, he needs a lot of Christmas
Can't get enough of it

It hasn't snowed a single flurry
That won't bug him, he's in a hurry

Fourth of November
He's asking others if they'll have their party soon
His son, Douglas Fir
He tells his brother Frazier next year's Christmas in June

My neighbor's a little fatter
Grown a really huge beard
Off the roof he splattered
Putting up lights this year

And he'll bore you as he chatters
Talkin' about some reindeer
Needs a lot of Christmas now

Yeah, he plays loud Christmas music
It's November 9th now
You can hear him singing
Fudge is in his dog's chow

And his car is really decked out
His wife's really mad now
Needs a lot of Christmas now

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Johnny D - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Ho-Ho-Happy New Year! 5s
alvin rhodes - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
funny parody and a good message
Larry Hensley - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny and Alvin.
whizkidforte - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for this song - and it doesn't only apply to neighbors celebrating the Yuletide season sooooo early! I heard reports of people seeing Christmas decor displayed as early as September (or even July)! Recently, there's a trend of radio stations cranking out holiday muzak as early as late September! AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Comic Book Guy - November 08, 2008 - Report this comment
555! This parody reminds me ever so much of Home Alone and Planes, Trains and Automobiles. It is a lot like a movie by John Hughes.
Alpha Skua - October 09, 2017 - Report this comment
And one of those singing wreaths that your neighbor tears off the front door and stomps into itsty bitsy peices

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