-> "Ow! My Corns Are Screamin'"
Original Song Title:
"California Dreamin'"
Parody Song Title:
"Ow! My Corns Are Screamin'"
Parody Written by:
Dirty Hairy
The Lyrics
All my teeth are brown (All my teeth are brown)
And my hair is gray (Even pubes are gray)
I went for a walk (Tripped on lines of chalk)
And my hip gave way (HMO won't pay)
Now I can't perform (Damn thing won't transform)
My wife thinks I've turned gay (Brokeback Mountain way)
Damn, my corns are screamin' (Pain killed with corn squeezins)
It's just a normal day
Tried a Google search (Tried a Google search)
And much to my dismay (Much to my dismay)
There I was listed number one
For "Folks who'll die today" (Hope there's some delay)
Yes the 'Reaper' likes them old (Reaper likes them old)
And he don't mind decay (I've got that in spades)
Ow! my corns are screamin' (Ow! my corns are screamin')
It's just a normal day
Liver spots are brown (Liver spots are brown)
And I've had a stroke (And I've had a stroke)
I'd go for a walk (I'd go for a walk)
But my walker's broke (And my walker's broke)
If you cannot smell me (If you cannot smell me)
It's your lucky day (It's your lucky day)
Ow! my corn's are screamin' (Where's my damn corn squeezins?)
It's just a normal day (All my corns are screamin')
It's just a normal day (Where's my damn corn squeezins?)
It's just a normal day (All my corns are screamin')
It's just a normal day
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