-> "Nash Kills Cats"
Original Song Title:
"Nashville Cats"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Nash Kills Cats"
The Lyrics
nash kills cats
he means to cause their slaughter
nash kills cats
its what he likes to do
nash kills cats
he thinks that they've got rabies
nash kills cats
he hates their damn fleas, too
well, there's thirteen hundred and fifty two
little critters, that nash killed
and he's come real close to a number of more
oh, it gives him a big thrill
yeah, there's thirteen hundred and fifty two
little tabbies on boot hill
quite a few of 'em killed by his car
they're all twice as flatter...as road kill
well, he was just thirteen
when he slayed his first calico
he felt like a tough guy
and he felt like a real special dude, when they mewed
as he blasted them sky-high
its a record, they've said
everyone is chasin' the record that nash killed
but up north here, nobody tries it
but i think that he will
cause i hear...
nash kills cats
he means to cause their slaughter
nash kills cats
its what he likes to do
nash kills cats
he thinks that they've got rabies
nash kills cats
he hates their damn fleas, too
well, that's twelve thousand one hundred and sixty eight
cat-lives that nash killed
well, the whole thing's tragic
and folks get uptight
with cats in the landfill
he's known to use a blade
and he's smothered some
there's been some poor ol' critters that nash killed
and he's sure been bad
and in a way, its kinda sad
about the mutilated mousers that nash killed
and i hear...
nash kills cats
he means to cause their slaughter
nash kills cats
its what he likes to do
nash kills cats
he thinks that they've got rabies
nash kills cats
he hates their damn fleas, too
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