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Song Parodies -> "Did You Ever Have To Wipe Your Behind?"

Original Song Title:

"Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind?"

Original Performer:

Lovin Spoonful

Parody Song Title:

"Did You Ever Have To Wipe Your Behind?"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Did you ever have to wipe your behind?
Asswipe in hand, just afraid what you'd find.
Probing your keester in a way that's refined
Did you ever have to wipe your behind?

Did you ever have to finally decide?
To stop at some shithouse or continue to ride,
To fill up your undies with what you can't abide.
Did you ever have to finally decide.

Sometimes there's one really big one, smelly and slimy,
stuck in your butthair down by your heinie
and just when you think you can't break it loose
you scope out your toilet and see for a flow of brown juice

And then you know you'd better make up your mind
as an anal retentive you control your behind
Squeezing your sphincter might just make you go blind
but you'll definitely have make up your mind.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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alexander's ragtag band - November 26, 2018 - Report this comment
Well, no, I didn't. Why would anyone?
CML - November 26, 2018 - Report this comment
Did you ever have to hand out some Fives? ....... Well, I didn't necessarily HAVE TO, but I find more than a few nuggets of humor in this laughing spoonful. Hope you didn't strain yourself too much getting this one out
2Eagle - November 26, 2018 - Report this comment
Is Poomaster still working under an assumed name? Your vocabulary is excellent.
Jonathan - November 26, 2018 - Report this comment
daily. 5s
paul robinson - November 26, 2018 - Report this comment
well, you sure plopped out a big one here. Yup, you made good potty and should be proud. As a bonus for me this brings back fond memories of a couple pieces I did here way back in the last decade, "Gas Station Bathroom" and Did You Ever Have A Date With A Mime?" Good work, 5 flushes across.
Jaycee - July 09, 2019 - Report this comment
Yes, s*** is funny. I tend to not have anything to do with people who don't laugh at s***, toilets, etc etc. These people tend to be boring and dead from the neck up,---or the colon down. LOL

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