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Song Parodies -> "Craque Is Back"

Original Song Title:

"Black Is Black"

Original Performer:

Los Bravos

Parody Song Title:

"Craque Is Back"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Imagine another world, one similar to this one, where a strange drug exists called Craque. While it is deleriously popular, no one knows why. At least, no one knows why who isn't a SNURF. Those people have the benefit of *hindsight*.
Craque is slack,
I want that feeling back.
To stay, to stay,
Blew my mind away, Oh-oh,
What can I do?
Everythi-i-ing turns to glue.

If things went my way,
There'd be hell to pay,
But I have nothing,
It cost too much, oh, oh!
What can I do,
My ski-i-in's turnin' blue.

whispered: "I'm turning into a SNURF."

I can't lose,
Nothing left to choose,
This nose's too long;
No! Maybe if I
Another day gone by,
Now it's much too long.

Bed for head,
Rearward eyes see red,
Behind the times,
My hairy eyeballs' crimes, oh-oh,
What can I do,
My I-i-eyes look back at you.

I can't lose,
Nothing left to choose,
This nose's too long;
No! Maybe if I
Another day gone by,
Now it's much too long.

Craque is cracked,
I want that doctor hacked,
He'll have to pay,
But he's gone away, oh, oh.
What can I do?
My skin has turned blue,
I'm all covered with glue.
Big nose, eyes moved from the front to the rear of the head (where they are covered with hair) and the skin becomes a blue-tinted slimy malodorous mess. "Ya, that's the ticket," said the SNURF.

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Total Votes: 3

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Guy - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
This is majorily cracked.

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