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Song Parodies -> "Mac Or Jack ?"

Original Song Title:

"Black Is Black"

Original Performer:

Los Bravos

Parody Song Title:

"Mac Or Jack ?"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

mac or jack ?
to feed my snack attack ?
filet ?...filet ?
what to drink today ?
i know
a mountain dew !
cause i-i-i-i-i...i need some fuel

a big mac is great
a jumbo jack will sate
some fries, crisp and thin
a pie for the repast's end
to go
what should i do ?
cause i-i-i-i-i...i feel confused

i can't choose
my mind is askew
but i can't wait long
maybe mc d.
or jack in the b.
either one's real strong

snag a bag
grab some napkin rags
its time...its time
that i make up my mind
and go
what should i do ?
cause i-i-i-i-i...i'm set to chew

i can't choose
so outside, i cruise
and i stroll along
next place i see
i'll buy food for me
even if, all wrong

burger shack
with garbage piled in back
this place, disgraced
but i turn that way
and go
that's what i do
cause i-i-i-i-i...i need some food
cause i-i-i-i-i...i need some food

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Michael Pacholek - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Will Captain Jack be what gets you high tonight? No, the line forms on the right, babe, now that Mac is... back in town! Five all-beef patties.
LucidLupin - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Ordering 3 x 5s ;)
carol - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Regular or supersize? 555
Larry Hensley - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but very yummy parody, 5's
alvin rhodes - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks michael lee carol and larry

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