-> "Kampfpanzer (Horst Zweig version)"
Original Song Title:
"Bonanza (Lorne Greene version)"
Parody Song Title:
"Kampfpanzer (Horst Zweig version)"
We gotta chance to overrun France -- Kampfpanzer!
If Heinz breaks loose at the River Meuse
We'll roll them to the sea
Frenchies used Chars, might as well've been cars -- Kampfpanzer!
We kicked their ass 'cause they didn't mass
How dumb can their generals be?
Shock and speed were what we need
For total victory
Drive to the East, kill the Bolshevik beast
And rewrite history
Now Eastern war, meet the T-34 -- Kampfpanzer!
Messing our drawers cause it's better than ours
So it's back to the drawing board
Double the weight, mount an 88
And Tiger is its name
Win the exchange with double the range
We think it'll change the game
Evened the score with this beast of war -- Kampfpanzer!
We blow their tops while their shots bounce off
Looks like we got our wish
But plans may be foiled cause we din't get the oil -- Kampfpanzer!
The things got a gun, but at 62 tons
It drinks fuel like a fish
Clashed at Kursk, where we fared the wurst
They swarmed at us like ants
Tactics strange and point blank range
It made us yearn for France
Comes something new called the Tiger II -- Kampfpanzer!
Same old gun but a 70 tons
It's a useless tool cause we ain't got fuel
Fuehrer seem to have lost the plot
Which spells the end for
Kampfpanzer! Kampfpanzer! Kampfpanzer!
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