-> "Ringtones"
Original Song Title:
"Ringo"
Parody Song Title:
"Ringtones"
The Lyrics
I'd ordered the fam'ly cell phone plan
Cuz' I'm a real good fam'ly man
Least in my mind, that's how I was bred
And I've been that way, since the day I wed
That was 17 years ago, last spring
The "Homey click" has been my thing..till Ringtones
Ringtones....Ringtones....
Our daughter, Cheryl, was the first to cast
A stone that avalanched real fast
Then, Michael, he's the eldest son
Jumped in and would not be outdone
Grew day after day, before it was known
Had to get, from the bank, a loan..for Ringtones
Ringtones....Ringtones....
Up to my nose, big bills I pressed
Pages galore of cell incest
Seems every band and singing star
My young had ordered from afar
And, always, their excuse would be lame,
Impulses spurred the costly game..of Ringtones
Ringtones....Ringtones....
I felt some high blood pressure gain
And hoped my heart could stand the strain
As I read on, flung pages down
A growl accompanied my frown
Our six year old son, Emery Pete
In kindergarten, down the street...had Ringtones
Ringtones....Ringtones....
My reaction speed was next to none
Quick-drew my cell just like a gun
Voice baited to blast, and red of face
I dialed that service in great haste
Only reached their automated store
I called that recording..one big whore..for Ringtones
Ringtones....Ringtones....
Thought now is not a fitting time
To play their silly numbers slime
I slowly lowered the phone, and then
Entertained thoughts that would get me penned
Sat down to rest weak legs of wood
Came up with an action to take, I should,..for Ringtones
Ringtones....Ringtones....
I confiscated the kid's cell phones
Made an eight hour CD of all their ringtones
Had 'em sit in a room, one saturday
While huge loudspeakers, blasted away
Neighbors gawked, made the whole house shake
When their ears fell off..they had all they could take..of Ringtones
Ringtones....Ringtones...
The story spread online, somehow
Lots of parents use my system, now
Been two years since that fateful day
No more ringtone bills, do I have to pay
It really worked, that brainwash mode
Now, it's plain tones, no more ringtones load..no Ringtones
Ringtones....Ringtones....
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