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Song Parodies -> "Don't Come Home a'drinkin (That Stinkin' Turpentin"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Come Home a'drinkin (With Lovin' On Your Mi"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Loretta Lynn

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Come Home a'drinkin (That Stinkin' Turpentin"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I'm tired a' countin your hiccups when you stagger in at night
Last night I counted eighty four, and you started turnin' white
Since they cut off our welfare checks, can't buy whiskey or moonshine..
But Don't Come Home a'drinkin That Stinkin Turpentine!
No, Don't Come Home a'drinkin That Stinkin Turpentine!

How's am I supposed to paint the porch, the thinner's down your spine
And if you croak, can't bury y'all..I just ain't got the time
So Don't Come Home a'drinkin That Stinkin Turpentine!

(Steel Guitar)

Last time you tried to light your pipe, burned up our old hound dog..
Then blew out the lantern in the barn, and barbecued a hog..
Guess I'll have to mix the paint in you..to give the porch a shine
Since you Come Home a'drinkin That Stinkin Turpentine!
You just Come Home a'drinkin That Stinkin Turpentine!

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AFW - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
That's...Lovin' on your Mind...and..Turpentine... I know I didn't forget the letters...guess titles were too long to fit in...
Stuart McArthur - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
the porch might be shiny but there'd still be the problem with picking out the diced carrots and bits of tomato skin - 555 AFW

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