Song Parodies -> (I Have Had Enough) Take This Man
| Original Song Title: | "You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man" |
| Original Performer: | Loretta Lynn |
| Parody Song Title: | "(I Have Had Enough) Take This Man" |
| Parody Written by: | Peggy_Cosgrove |
You've come to tell me something?
You say I ought to know
He don?t love me anymore, and I?ll have to let him go
I know this might surprise you, but I?ve had all I can stand
I have had enough, take this man
He smokes Marlboro's by the dozen
Butts lyin' everywhere
For you to get to him
Just follow the smoke
Honey, he's right over there
He kinda looks like a dead body
Revive him if you can
Cause I have had enough?take this man
He used to be good looking? , but now he?s gone to seed Don't take a second look at him, it?s too late for you to leave
That picture he sent fooled you, he?s never even had a tan
I have had enough?take this man
Take him on home, take the Barcalounger, You can sit him anywhere
For you to get to him, you?ll have to walk over Lots of empty cans of beer
Be careful what you ask for, you might have to change your plans I have had enough?take this man Yeah, I have had enough?take this man
You say I ought to know
He don?t love me anymore, and I?ll have to let him go
I know this might surprise you, but I?ve had all I can stand
I have had enough, take this man
He smokes Marlboro's by the dozen
Butts lyin' everywhere
For you to get to him
Just follow the smoke
Honey, he's right over there
He kinda looks like a dead body
Revive him if you can
Cause I have had enough?take this man
He used to be good looking? , but now he?s gone to seed Don't take a second look at him, it?s too late for you to leave
That picture he sent fooled you, he?s never even had a tan
I have had enough?take this man
Take him on home, take the Barcalounger, You can sit him anywhere
For you to get to him, you?ll have to walk over Lots of empty cans of beer
Be careful what you ask for, you might have to change your plans I have had enough?take this man Yeah, I have had enough?take this man
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Punctuation Police, When I copied this parody from Microsoft Word, the question marks were inserted. I tried to correct it, but was unable to. Hope you like my song! Peggy
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