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Song Parodies -> "My Sheep Lollipop"

Original Song Title:

"My Boy Lollipop"

Original Performer:

Little Millie Small

Parody Song Title:

"My Sheep Lollipop"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Those kind people who visit my parodies regularly will be familiar with my boyhood sweetheart, introduced on 2012.10.11 with the assistance of that dynamic little human golden-fleeceling Shirley Temple. She (Lollipop) thanks you for her warm reception with this encore.

The irresistibly catchy OS was a huge, no. 1 hit for this cute little Jamaican singer at the very zenith of Beatlemania. It's credited as the very first ska pop hit, though it was called the 'bluebeat' in those days.


My sheep Lollipop
When I say go, ewe, giddee-up
Your back is very handy
Confess it makes me randy

Woah, uh my toy Lollipop
You never ever heave me
You always receive me
Your rump holds me so

I love you, I love you, I love you so
Though you don't even know
I'm near you, dag-clear you, I shear you so
It's hard to let you go

My sheep Lollipop
All the way from Koo-wee-rup*
Escaped from bushfire
Wiggled through barbed wire
Gosh, oh golly Lollipop

(instr. break)

I love you I love you I love you so
Woolly head to your cloven toe
I feed you, I breed you, I lead you so
My dam doth overflow

Dear sweet Lollipop
It's time again to straddle up
Your ass is not for hire
To Kiwis' dark desire
Woohoo! Jolly Lollipop
Ooh! Ooh! Golly! Lollipop!

My sheep Lollipop!
Bo-Peep's flock you top
Uh, oh! There's a cop ...

Original on YouTube.
* small farming community in eastern Victoria, Australia

I sheepishly draw attention to Lolly's first outing here:

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AFW - December 03, 2012 - Report this comment
And the bleat goes on...Finely sheared lyrics, here
Meriadoc - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
A second sheep-shagging parody - AIR has succeeded in completing your corruption ha ha. ;-)
Lifeliver - December 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for enduring another dose of doe-eyed depravity, guys.

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