Every farmer's brewin' some brand new cash crops!
(C'mon, Jose, brew the coca-potion!)

I know you'll get to like it,
If you smuggle it past cops!
(C'mon, Jose, brew the coca-potion!)

I hide it in the rainforest, under the trees!
It's easier than burning your T-H-C
So come on, come on,
Brew the coca-potion with me!

You gotta ethyl-drip now!
Flame-on!
Pump up!
Then pump back!
Oh hell - I think you just made crack!

Now that you can brew it, let's bake our brains now!
(C'mon, Jose, brew the coca-potion!)

Chug-a-chug that potion like a frat-boy-game now!
(C'mon, Jose, brew the coca-potion!)

Brew it nice and easy now, don't lose control
A little bit of caution and it won't explode
So come on, come on,
Brew the coca-potion with me!
You gotta drink that drip now!
Come on, come on,
Do the coca-potion with me!
Yeah!

Move around the floor in a coked-up motion!
(C'mon, Jose, do the coca-potion!)

Drink it from your hands if you get the notion!
(C'mon, Jose, do the coca-potion!)

There's never been a drug that's so easy to do!
It even makes you happy when you're feeling blue!
So come on, come on, do the coca-potion with me!
You gotta lick your lips now!
Come on, come on,
Do the coca-potion with me!
Yeah!
Come on, come on,
Do the coca-potion with me!

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