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Song Parodies -> "The Coca-Potion"

Original Song Title:

"The Locomotion"

Original Performer:

Little Eva

Parody Song Title:

"The Coca-Potion"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Every farmer's brewin' some brand new cash crops!
(C'mon, Jose, brew the coca-potion!)

I know you'll get to like it,
If you smuggle it past cops!
(C'mon, Jose, brew the coca-potion!)

I hide it in the rainforest, under the trees!
It's easier than burning your T-H-C
So come on, come on,
Brew the coca-potion with me!

You gotta ethyl-drip now!
Flame-on!
Pump up!
Then pump back!
Oh hell - I think you just made crack!

Now that you can brew it, let's bake our brains now!
(C'mon, Jose, brew the coca-potion!)

Chug-a-chug that potion like a frat-boy-game now!
(C'mon, Jose, brew the coca-potion!)

Brew it nice and easy now, don't lose control
A little bit of caution and it won't explode
So come on, come on,
Brew the coca-potion with me!
You gotta drink that drip now!
Come on, come on,
Do the coca-potion with me!
Yeah!

Move around the floor in a coked-up motion!
(C'mon, Jose, do the coca-potion!)

Drink it from your hands if you get the notion!
(C'mon, Jose, do the coca-potion!)

There's never been a drug that's so easy to do!
It even makes you happy when you're feeling blue!
So come on, come on, do the coca-potion with me!
You gotta lick your lips now!
Come on, come on,
Do the coca-potion with me!
Yeah!
Come on, come on,
Do the coca-potion with me!

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Rod Worden - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
One of your best, Johnny. Surprised you remember this one, btw. Very funny and you nailed the rhythm.
John Barry - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
This cracked me up.
alvin rhodes - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
you seem to know WAY too much about this process...5s
Leo Jay - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin, you took the words right out of my mouth... well, right off my keyboard, anyway.
AFW - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job..I'm gonna' Little L'Eva fives' here...
Dee Range - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job, Johnny. You were probably the Coca Cola brewmaster in a previous life, when cocaine was the staple ingredient of Coke. High, and I do mean High, 5's.
Red Ant - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Two strange parodies in one day for you Johnny D. 555 kilos of cocaine have been smuggled into the US since this parody was posted. PS-Ether drip makes freebase, baking soda makes crack. Alvin-You'd be suprised how much people know about this.
Johnny D - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Rod, John, Alvin, Leo, AFW, Dee, and Red Ant.
Michael Pacholek - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
In the spring of 2000 the port at Worcestermass.com was opened, and thousands logged on for Amiright. They came in search of the Parody Dream. One of them found it on the bun-splashed avenues of sex songs. Wealth, power and passion beyond his wildest dreams. He was John David Small, but the world will remember him by another name... Johnny D. He loved the Parody Dream. With a vengeance.
Agrimorfee - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Unusual style for you, JD. 555
Johnny D - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael and Agrimorfee (unusual?).

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