Everyone knows where I am when I'm gone
Cause the bathroom door slams
I walked in the room that said "girls"
Because I am not a man

It's the potty, you can go if you have to
Go if you have to, go if you have to
Please do flush, too
If you have to go poo

Reading the paper, taking my time
Leave me alone for awhile
'Til I come out, do not come in
You'll have an upside down smile

It's the potty, you can go if you have to
Go if you have to, go if you have to
Air-fresheners, too
If you say, "P.U."

The bathroom is equipped with a sink
And a toilet, maybe more
But be sure you use the right one
Read the sign on the door

It's the potty, you can go if you have to
Go if you have to, go if you have to
Do what you wanna do
It's ready for you