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Song Parodies -> "It's My Body (I'll Stink If I Want to)"

Original Song Title:

"It's My Party"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lesley Gore

Parody Song Title:

"It's My Body (I'll Stink If I Want to)"

Parody Written by:

ChuckyG

The Lyrics

It's been seven years since I last wrote a parody, at this rate I'll make the parody authors list a few decades after I die.
I don't know where my Ivory® has gone
It happens all the time
I think that it likes to hide
From the sight of my tough grime

It's my body, and I'll stink if I want to
Smell if I want to, reek if I want to
You would stink too if it happened to you

Playin' with snots, keep scratchin' my butt
I love anything that's vile
Moss grows greenest in my nails
and can't be tackled with Dial®

It's my body, and I'll stink if I want to
Smell if I want to, reek if I want to
You would stink too if it happened to you

Chubby and grubby just what I adore
The smell packs quite a zing
It will water your eyes
It makes me want to sing

It's my body, and I'll stink if I want to
Smell if I want to, reek if I want to
You would stink too if it happened to you
This one reeks

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Johnny D - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Bravo, Chucky G !!!
Stuart McArthur - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
yes, Bravo, ChuckyG, but how did you get "scratchin your butt" past Chu......er, never mind

anyway, Bravo ChuckyG, and General JD and Stuey Poo are reporting for duty, SIR!
Dominic L. - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny parody! Good job
Adagio - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehe, Chucky! I didn't think you contributed, which is one reason I cracked up at the top comments, then continued. 5's
... - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Chucky G!! I didn't know you wrote parodies! Wow!!! Not bad for your first one!
John Barry - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Never seen one from you before. You oughta submit more often. 5s
Kramer - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
It's yer website, you can write if u want 2,rite if u want two, wright if u want too, u'd stink bad too if u lived in tha loo. 5x3
alvin rhodes - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
sounds good...smells awful....5s
Rick C - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know who you are or, what you think you're doing but, the big guy around here don't like words like "snots"! That said, you should submit more often, this is really good!....555
Paul Robinson - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Gosh, aren't we all just such shameless Suck-Ups...er...I mean, GREAT JOB, ChuckyG!!! No, actually this is pretty darn good. I've seen worse...Hell, I'm reasonably certain I've posted worse...AND, nobody can question whether this is clean or not...not with all those Soap references... BTW - how DO you get those "trademark" "R's" into a piece...I am woefully ignorant of how to do a lot of these things...I should have put one in my piece yesterday where I referenced "Imodium"...OH...5's, of course...and that's not a "brown-nose" score...it's honest & real ~ ~ ~
ChuckyG - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
oh thanks, all you suck ups... >grin
In order to get any special characters into a parody, you need to use the HTML Entity Reference for it. Preferably not the number ones, but the ones that spell out what your using. So use an ampersand (&) and then follow it with reg; (semi-colon at the end, necessary).

http://www.cookwood.com/html/extras/entities.html
Jonathan C. - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
We're not sucking up, we're just confirming the genius that is ChuckyG. I can barely register a normal character, let alone one requiring hot mail. Which is why I stopped writing parodies (at least briefly). I just aimed a little too high. ;D
Red Ant - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
This stinks in the best possible way ChuckyG. What would reek is if you entered it into a SOTM contest (yikes!). 5s of course.
Paul Robinson - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the tip on formatting, CG...I'm copying it down for future use ~ ~ ~
ChuckyG - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll have to make sure the entity list gets added to the FAQ for people who missed the comment about it.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I'm writing down in my calendar to watch out for your next parody in 2012, though that being an Olympic Year I don't think we'll hold it against you if skip one year of proofreadings to post in 2011.

I'll add that link to special characthers to the FAQ over the weekend.
John Jenkins - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
It's unfortunate that Top 10 lists have been discontinued. I think this one would have made it near the top. You'll just have to enter the SOTM contest instead.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment
The FAQ has now been updated with this.
Jeff Reuben - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice job Chucky! (I'm late with my sucking up =)
Andria - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
ChuckyG, I didn't think you wrote parodies, I just thought you edited, moderated and approved them. However, this one and your other one are excellent, and I admit that playing with your anus as mentioned in the parody will make you stink. This parody smells like 5s, though.

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