-> "Putin Owns Me"
Original Song Title:
"You Don't Own Me"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Putin Owns Me"
The Lyrics
Putin owns me
Though I'm just one of his many toys
Not his only
But I'm one of his favorite butt boys
Vladdie tells me what to do
He tells me what to say
My obedience to him's true
Every single day, cause
Putin owns me
Everything I say is a replay
Of what he told me
To say and do, and I obey
He tells me just what to say
He tells me just what to do
I never speak for myself
If I do poison's due
If I do not want to get stung
I must act obediently
I do exactly what he wants
I pay respects on my bended knees
He tells me just what to do
I listen to all he'll say
And repeat everything on cue
He says it must be that way
He always will have his way
I'll always parrot his views
If I should think for myself
I'd be in deep doo-doo
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