-> "He's Mahoney"
Original Song Title:
"You Don't Own Me"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"He's Mahoney"
The Lyrics
He's Mahoney;
He says that baby murder's a "choice."
He's Mahoney;
For sodomy he's been quite a voice.
Roger Mahoney's a fool,
Neck-deep in rank heresy;
For he's serving as Satan's tool,
Hiding pederasty, 'cause--
He's Mahoney;
He conceals pederasts 'cause they're gay;
He's Mahoney;
Never a Christian in any way.
Mahoney's a renegade;
He should be defrocked, it's true;
And when his last card is played,
Hell will have him to stew...
He's scum--well of course, he is scum--
A creep; like all leftards, a creep!
Around his neck is a millstone,
With worse than Davey Jones he will sleep!
[Hell's orchestra plays a strangely cheerful dirge for Mahoney.]
Roger Mahoney's no good,
A leftard--more need I say?
And he shills for Planned Parenthood;
Soon for his sins he'll pay.
He's for Villaraigosa;
Oh, and Rainbow Sash perverts too;
The lavender mafia
Rules his whole life, it's true.
He's scum--well of course, he is scum--
A creep; like all leftards, a creep...
[Fade out to avoid further belaboring the obvious.]
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