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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad of Craig Manning"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins"

Original Performer:

Leonard Nimoy

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad of Craig Manning"

Parody Written by:

Chris Rudesill

The Lyrics

Craig Manning is a character from Degrassi TNG, and this song deals with what he goes through in the third season.
In the town of Toronto in Can-a-da,
Is a freaky little orphan who did Manuella;
With his big honkin' nose, fuzzy curly hair,
He lives in a bachelor pad and everybody goes:

There's Craiggers (Craiggers!) Craiggers Manning,
He's only six feet tall,
Craiggers (Craiggers!) Craiggers Manning,
The greatest little scumbag of them all.

Now scumbags are sex-loving folks, you know:
They're always in a hurry and never things slow;
They don't like to travel away from home,
They just like to hump and be left alone.

But one day Craiggers was asked to go
To a great big party for Paige you know
To help his girl get in his pants
That was mucked-up by a temptress in the days of yore.

Craiggers (Craiggers!) Craiggers Manning,
He's only six feet tall,
Craiggers (Craiggers!) Craiggers Manning,
The greatest little scumbag of them all.

Well, he fought with his girlfriend,
He cryed and sobbed,
He diddled with Manny,
A special thing he stole,
He was chased by Ashley,
Lost in the music,
Then reunited on Degrassi's steps...

Craiggers (Craiggers!) Craiggers Manning,
The greatest little scumbag of them all.

Now he's back with Ash in Can-a-da
That freaky little orphan who did Manuella
Just sitting there with both girls in his head
Pondering about the one he bedded...

Craiggers (Craiggers!) Craiggers Manning,
He's only six feet tall,
Craiggers (Craiggers!) Craiggers Manning,
The greatest little scumbag of them all.

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I hate you! - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO ESPRESS YOUR OPINION BUT NOT THIS WAY!!!EXCUSE ME!! I LOVE JAKE LEE EPSTEIN WHO PLAYS CRAIG HE IS TALENTED AND YOU INSULTING HIS CHARACTER IS INSULTING ME AND THE OTHER DEGRASSI FANS. THE SHOW IS ABOUT MISTAKES PEOPLE MAKE AND TEACHING PEOPLE ABOUT THE THINGS THEY SHOULDN'T DO. AND HIM HAVING SEX WITH MANNY DOESN'T MAKE HIM ANY OF THE THINGS YOU SAID ABOVE AND IF YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND THAT THEN MAYBE YOU ARE TOO IMMATURE TO WATCH THE SHOW!!!!!
Totalmark - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't mind the little girls who crush on man sluts, baby.
wow - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Should somebody explain to that poor girl that writing a song to parody a show is in no way insulting the character of the person who plays the role being parodied? She does know Craig Manning is fictitious, right?
Ash - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
(clearing throat) ok baby girl. I like "craig" too but i dont think that the song is insulting.Maybe a little weird but thats all
uhhhm - February 04, 2007 - Report this comment
craiggers???

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