Open up, your mouth widely, and lay under me please
For I'm, defecating, I'll feed you my faeces, I'll feed you my faeces, I'll feed you my faeces
My shite's, brown and smelly, and it's full of disease
But I'll, fill your belly, with my warm brown faeces, with my warm brown faeces, with my warm brown faeces
And when I dump poo, down your throat it, will slide
It's lubricated with my sludge, from inside, from inside, from inside
Oh no, my poo's, overflowing, onto your lips and cheeks
You'd better, swallow faster, to stop those faecal leaks, to stop those faecal leaks, to stop those faecal leaks
You're holding your breath as your food-pipe takes down
My steaming cylinders of poop, they're so brown, they're so brown, they're so brown
Ah, yes, I, feel much lighter, my colon's now at ease
Thank you, you're the biter, of my steaming faeces, of my steaming faeces, of my steaming faeces
Of my steaming faeces