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Song Parodies -> "Fat Hog"

Original Song Title:

"Black Dog"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Hog"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

Hey big guy sitting on the couch
Got a bunch of twinkies all in my pouch
I see you've got some chicken breast
I had two now so you eat the rest
Yo yo fattie when you drink this shake
Its full of protein so you'll lose some weight

Fat guy, fat guy, fat, fat, fat
Fat guy, fat guy, fat, fat, fat

You've got roles, about fifteen
Gotta pack up on the lean cuisine
Gut is huge, and it turns red
In five years you will be dead
Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat ,fat, fat faaaaaaaaat

Look its bacon, oh bacon. greasy bacon
Go chase it and eat it now
Look its bacon, oh bacon. greasy bacon
Go chase it and eat it now

Eat so quick inhaling your food
Your table manners are so damn rude
Gave the money, ate the chips
Got crumbs all over both your lips
Triple chins on your old face
You eat thanksgiving without a grace

Fat guy, fat guy, fat, fat, fat
Fat guy, fat guy, fat, fat, fat

Stuff the ham, day after day
Eat three hot dogs in your own special way
Get some cheese to add to the bread
Your fat is the biggest just like I said
Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat ,fat, fat faaaaaaaaat

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