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Song Parodies -> "Whole Lotta Dog"

Original Song Title:

"Whole Lotta Love"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Whole Lotta Dog"

Parody Written by:

Mike Steele

The Lyrics

Apologies to anyone from Newfoundland, but the breed known as "Newfies" are huge black dogs used as draft animals and such in Newfoundland. We had a petite friend who owned one and we thought it could easily have had her for a snack. It was still a puppy, she said, hence the song...
You're a Newfie, baby, I'm not goofy,
And your hair babe, it looks kinda foofy,
Way down outside honey, I gotta drag ya,
You're gonna run in my yard,
You're gonna run in my yard,

Cause
you're a whole lotta dog
you're a whole lotta dog
you're a whole lotta dog
you're a whole lotta dog.


You've been droolin', baby, you need schoolin'
You're a good dog, baby, but you're a big one,
All those doggie treats, they don't satisfy ya,
To feed ya gotta mortgage the house,
To feed ya gotta mortgage the house,
To feed ya gotta mortgage the house
And Woodhouse can't make you behave,
Woodhouse can't make you behave,
You're a whole lotta dog
You're a whole lotta dog
You're a whole lotta dog
You're a whole lotta dog


(various barkings, woofs, scratching and whining)

You've been pantin', baby, I've been rantin',
And your hot breath from gallivantin',
Don't lick me in the face, please,
Don't lick me in the face, babe,
You look down on me from above
You're too much dog for me to love
You're a whole lotta dog
You're a whole lotta dog
You're a whole lotta dog
You're a whole lotta dog

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copyright Michael G. Steele

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