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Song Parodies -> "(Gotta Have) Lotto Luck"

Original Song Title:

"Whole Lotta Love"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"(Gotta Have) Lotto Luck"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is about playing the state-mandated lottery games, obviously. "Lotto" is the name of the game that is played here in Illinois, your state and country will vary.
I need money
Try the lottery, honey?
Are you jokin'?
You need some schoolin'
Way deep down inside
You know that you will need
A huge amount of luck
A big bushel of luck--Oh

Gotta have Lotto Luck
Gotta have Lotto Luck
Gotta have Lotto Luck
Gotta have Lotto Luck

Baby you turned in
Numbers you are certain
Will get the Grand Prize, baby, why are you tryin'?
Way, way down inside,
You know that you'll need
A truckful of luck, a huge pile of luck

Gotta have Lotto Luck
Gotta have Lotto Luck
Gotta have Lotto Luck
Gotta have Lotto Luck

(bongos, hi-hat cymbals, tape loops, guitar feedback, loops. an audio recreation of a lottery drawing: "5...the first number is 5!...13, the second number is 13!". Moans, groans, screams, etc. leads to guitar solo)

I wasn't foolin'
You can quit droolin'
Way, way down inside
You knew that you'd need
A whole heaping ton of luck, a google-plex of luck!

Gotta have Lotta Luck
Gotta have Lotto Luck
Gotta have Lotto Luck
Gotta have Lotto Luck

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, dowwwwwwwwwn inside...
Oh man!...
Yoooooooooouuu, neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed...

Ha,ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha! (ad lib moans, groans, randomly selected numbers throughout)
Scratch the numbers, girl!
I wanna show you the odds!
Stick with Bingo baby, stick with Bingo baby, stick with Bingo baby!
Copyright 1986, Agrimorfee

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Meriadoc - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
The ending cracked me up! :-D
Paul Wooten - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Your lotto #'s=555. Good job on a really tough song to do.
Peregrin - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job with an excellent song, agrimorfee!
white trash - July 09, 2007 - Report this comment
really good song straight 5s
Guy - November 16, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC4 (G) I can't think of a lotto comments to leave but Texas has a twice weekly game called `Cash 5`. Seems to fit into the voting scheme anyway.
bobpiecheese - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4G) Speak from experience, much? Excellent job Agri!
Matthias - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
"A google-plex of luck!" - Ain't that the truth... You have one and a billion chance of getting a 555 from me, and guess what... YOU'VE WON!!!!
Kristof Robertson - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4-G) The most I've ever won is a tenner; but I only play about once a year so I really should shut up. Great fun, Ag. 555
stuart mcarthur - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
wow, you went to town on mimicking Robert Plant's wails on the page, Ag (would that be the jimmypage?) - loved the idea, and it ran well against the OS - 555
Mikey Squirrel - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC- Personally, I think buying lottery tickets are a waste of time and money (although my wife is still compelled to buy at least 10 dollars a week on them).But it's always nice to dream. Very funny and well done, Agri.

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