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Song Parodies -> "Whole Bar o' Dove"

Original Song Title:

"Whole Lotta Love"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Whole Bar o' Dove"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

I was grimy, baby, I mean slimy
Shovelin' poop with Jack and Hymie
Wet down my hide, so scummy, I need it
I had to lather it up, ah
I had to lather it up

Ohhh
Used a whole bar o' Dove
Used a whole bar o' Dove
Used a whole bar o' Dove
Used a whole bar o' Dove

We shot paint balls
While cleanin' out the horse stalls
We got pooped on
Baby, baby, doin' our bird calls
Wet, wet down my hide
So scummy I need it
I had to bubble my bath, ah
I had to bubble my bath

Ohhh
Used a whole bar o' Dove
Used a whole bar o' Dove
Used a whole bar o' Dove
Used a whole bar o' Dove

You've got to lather me, yeah
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
ah, ah, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
No, no, no, no, ah
Dove, Dove, Dow-ow-ow-ow-ove
Oh, soap, oh

I've been knee-deep
Yeah baby, in a dung heap
In the pig sty, baby, I fell fast asleep
Flay, flay down my hide
I gotta Brillo it up
I gotta Brillo every inch of my hide
I gotta Brillo my hide
Suds, oh soap, go nuts, ah

Ohhh
Gotta Brillo with Dove
Gotta Brillo with Dove
Gotta Brillo with Dove
Gotta Brillo with Dove

Into the night
Scrubbin', I need it
Dooooooove

Lye, lye, lye, lye
Lye, lye, lye, lye, ahh

Spray for me, hose
I gotta take a backyard bath
Hey, oh, hey, oh, ahh
Hey, oh, oooh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Hoo-ma, ma, hey

Epidermis, flay me
Epidermis, flay me
Epidermis, flay me
Ahh, epidermis, flay me
Wuh, way-hoh, oo-ohh

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Glen S - January 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Funny stuff. There's that Brillo again.
Porfle Popnecker - January 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Twas Brillo, and the slithy toves...
Rob Arndt - January 04, 2012 - Report this comment
A squeaky-clean parody-555!!!
Chamber Made - January 04, 2012 - Report this comment
A squeeky clean girl next door type once modeled for Dove. Posed with a baby even. That girl: porn icon Marilyn Chambers.
Rebekah Dub - January 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Rub-a-dub-dub with 555's in the tub! =)
Porfle Popnecker - January 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Your nice comments have put me all in a lather!
marsh carroll - January 05, 2012 - Report this comment
good stuff! you will clean up with this song (-:
Porfle Popnecker - January 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind until Saturday night!

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