-> "Fairway To Heaven"
Original Song Title:
"Stairway to Heaven"
Parody Song Title:
"Fairway To Heaven"
When you were young and in love
with the world and your life
did you think you'd wind up sitting pretty?
Did you dream of the day
when you'd stand proud and say
I've just landed a job in the City?
Ooooooooooooooooooo I've just
Landed a job in the City
Now ambition is spent
it's too late to repent
all that's left is the sorrow and the pity
I'm resigned to my fate
and this job that I hate
no way out now I'm trapped in the City
oooooooooooooooooh where's my life gone?
Oooooooooooooooooh where's my life gone?
But every week at break of day
in my Golf Cabriolet
I head off for that fairway to heaven
When I'm there at the tee
my spirit soars I feel free
I wack my ball up that fairway to heaven
ooooooooooooooooooh where's my ball gone?
Ooooooooooooooooooh where's my ball gone?
Oh thank god there's the ball
I'm not dead after all
I could even make this one a birdie
Keep your nerve - take your time
concentrate on your line
you'll be reaching the end of your journey
wo wo wo wo etc
Oh no its landed in a ditch
what a wind up
from there I'm never going to pitch it
oh wow it made it to the green
I can't believe it
the sweetest shot I think I've ever seen
oooh and it makes me wonder
don't you just love it when you're winning?
It gets me going
my blood is up- my feet don't touch the ground
just need one putt and it's all over
I gotta make it
if this works out I'll buy the next round
the competition's right behind
he's playing games with my mind
pressure's building up again
I bet I wind up with a ten
I know I just can't make this shot
I really think I've lost the plot
This game is nearly over now
It's time to quit and take a bow
The trick is knowing when to stooooooooooooooooooooooop
no more dreaming of that fairway to heaven
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