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Song Parodies -> "Hole Gotta Blood"

Original Song Title:

"Whole Lotta Love"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Hole Gotta Blood"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

Another tribute to blood, not for the faint of heart. In this selection I will sing the verses, my uncle from Palermo chimes in with the choruses.
I got swellin’, roids and I ain’t tellin’
Need the Preppy H, stop the yellin’.
Way down inside butthole, to ease it.
I’ve gotta fissure to boot
I’ve gotta say it ain’t cute.

Cause my hole gotta blood.
Wanna stoppa the flood.
Boy I feel lika crud
Cause my hole gotta blood.

I’ve been burnin’, butts been churnin’.
Got the buttocks blues, how I’ve been learnin’.
Way down the tubes, numbing I need it.
I’ve gotta get to the doc, I’m gonna need a new jock.

Cause my hole gotta blood.
Wanna stoppa the flood.
Boy I feel lika crud
Cause my hole gotta blood.

Break – solo

Now I’m healin’, better I’ve been feelin’,
No more fissures, so no more reelin’.
I’m gonna pay you every cent of my bill,
Gonna pay for my bill.

Cause my hole hadda blood
The Doc stoppa the flood
Like a stick in the mud
When my hole hadda blood.

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Mark Scotti - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Bloody well done! Really creative and funny, Jim!
Jim Rotondo - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark!
Jim Rotondo - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
ADDENDUM to ENDING: "Way down inside….doctor…I bleed….blood. Probe for me doc, don’t wanna need a backdoor man. Make no butts about it." SORRY, as always submitting on the fly yesterday...
TJC - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Sayin' that this parody was right up my alley might give you the entirely wrong idea, but.... Great from start to 'addentum to, er, ending'!
alvin - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
lol...picturing plant moaning and groaning during the middle section
Leo Keough - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm just a sucker for gory titlle switches...555!!!
Jim Rotondo - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks TJC, Alvin, Leo, hope this wasn't too graphic, its my uncle who's got the problem. I'm just fine. Rectum? Darn near killed 'em.
PMS - May 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Holesomely humorous. No butts about it.
Jim Rotondo - May 17, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL, TY PMS!

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