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Song Parodies -> "Good Cop, Bad Cop"

Original Song Title:

"Good Times, Bad Times"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Good Cop, Bad Cop"

Parody Written by:

Yet Another Dutchman

The Lyrics

There's always two extremes, even in the police, who are supposed to look after our safety. Please comment on grammar errors or other inconsistencies.
bad cop:
it's the Charles Bronson movies
that taught me what it means to be a man
and now I am a cop
I try to beat up all those thugs the best I can
no matter if they're just
walking jay, with my club I slam

good cop, bad cop
you know we're quite a pair
using every approach
in and out the book
and still arrest is rare

good cop:
on my beat I found the trail of a guy who did felony
it only took me a couple of weeks, then he tried to get rid of me
he swore that he'd put down the gun and walk with me to the jail
but when I stretched out he shot me, I lost another finguh...

good cop, bad cop
good cop: well I try to talk some sense
into a psychopath
bad cop: and I hit him with a bus


good cop, bad cop
success ratings are nowt
bad cop: no bullet's in store
for that speeding man
good cop: 'cos I've taken 'em all out!

bad cop: I know when I see a burglar roam
good cop: that man was painting his own home
bad cop: I don't care what a wussie say
good cop: you shouldn't have broken... his leg anyway
bad cop: you can feel the beat of my stick
good cop: all right, sweet mate, just don't hit my ribs


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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Dominic L. - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
It was pretty good, but the pacing was way off on a few lines444
Yet Another Dutchman - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dominic!
Allicat - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Awesome! :) OK- I'm guessing you'll check this (i don't know if you'll come back to my parody of sunday bloody sunday by u2) so i have to tell you that i haven't had much time to write parodies or i haven't had many ideas for them, but i will write another one eventually ASAP (who knows how long that will be) OK, i'm so sorry
Yet Another Dutchman - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Allicat, again: no need to be sorry. I did return to Sundae Muddy Sundae (if anyone's interested, this is Thanks for checking out my parody, Allicat. I'm glad you liked it. You know I'll be looking out for your next. :-)
Red Ant - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I was set listening to some Zep and thought I've hear this but TOS isn't on my 4 disc box set. What is "nowt"?
Yet Another Dutchman - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I got the word "nowt" off "The Fast Show." It means "nothing." And I think "owt" means "anything." This song is on "Remasters." They're all on "Remasters."
Yet Another Dutchman - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Apologies for incorrect usage of the word 'nowt.' I don't think you can use it in the sense of 'non-existent,' as I did.
Anonymous Bob - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
555. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great parody, especially the outro. Excellent, dude.....................................................................­....................................................................­...................

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