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Song Parodies -> "Bo Diddley"

Original Song Title:

"Tom Dooley"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kingston Trio

Parody Song Title:

"Bo Diddley"

Parody Written by:

Smurf & Mr. Horse

The Lyrics

No offense to Bo, hes a great artist in every way, just couldn't help but use the name:-)
Bo Diddley

Pull down your pants Bo Diddley
Pull down your pants and pee
Drank too many Foster's
Now you're to drunk to see

You drank them by the bedside,
as satan the devil knows
You drank them by the bedside,
and there you picked your nose

Drank some by the fridge side,
where you belched and were excused
Drank some by the fridge side,
where there you hide your hooch

[chorus]
Pull down your pants Bo Diddley
Pull down your pants and pee
Drank too many Foster's
Now you're to drunk to see

You drank some by the roadside,
to help forget your wife
You drank some by the roadside,
and tried to take her life

Pull down your pants Bo Diddley
Pull down your pants and pee
Drank too many Foster's
Now you're to drunk to see

Pull down your pants Bo Diddley
Pull down your pants and pee
Drank too many Foster's
Now you're to drunk to see

Take down my ol'e suitcase
and fill it as you please
At this time tomorrow
I'll be drunk on Gennessee

Pull down your pants Bo Diddley
Pull down your pants and pee
Drank too many Foster's
Now you're to drunk to see

Pull down your pants Bo Diddley
Pull down your pants and pee
Drank too many Foster's
Now you're to drunk to see

I had a bathtub four foot long,
I filled it six feet deep
Threw my ol'e lady in it
and kicked her with my feet

If tomorrow she ever wakes up
where'd you reckon i'll be?
If I haven't any Molsons
I'll still be drinking Gennessee

Pull down your pants Bo Diddley
Pull down your pants and pee
Drank too many Foster's
Now you're to drunk to see

Pull down your pants Bo Diddley
Pull down your pants and pee
Drank too many Foster's
Now you're to drunk to see

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Michael Pacholek - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Pat & Sue, you don't know diddley! This was awful!
Moose - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Very funny bathroom type humour folks. But Bo Diddley???
Pat & Sue - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry if a bit of bathroom humour isn't considered acceptable by such an intellectual as Mr. Pacholek. No offense was intended towards Mr. Diddley or any other individual in this silly bit of fun.
Stevie N. - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Laughing out loud! This is a masterpiece
Stevie N. - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Btw Relax Michael c'mon love peace and understanding...u know hehe
Guy DiRito - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
We haven't figured out what makes Mike tick. I seem to think it may be some chemical imbalance that can be easily managed through medication, or not.

I liked this one and it would have been easy to make it repetitious as is the original but you two chose not to. Makes it a plus. Keep writing.
Adagio - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
This was a fun song!
Miriam - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey dudes, this version rocks! Thumbs up to both of you:-)
Paul - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Love it! keep up
Billy Florio - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, umm.....ah, why on earth was Bo Diddley used is the first question......well, the only question......Im not stranger to bathroom humor, im surrounded by it at the humor magazine I write for, but well, this could have been better....frankly, its harder to write an intellegent parody than a bathroom humor one...for more insight see my parody "Low brow"
Michael Pacholek - October 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Uh, Guy, being a conservative, I wouldn't use the words "medication" or "imbalance" while this Drug Rush story is going on!
Moose - October 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Mike please! Dont you realize that you have overdozed on yourself? Give these guys a break will ya, its just for fun.
Ethan - October 05, 2003 - Report this comment
how'd this change from being by pat & sue to smurf and mr. horse?
Mr Horse - October 05, 2003 - Report this comment
We plainly asked the web admin to change our names to those instead, for our own reasons
Guy DiRito - October 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Michael - When the investigation is over on Rush the truth will be known. If he is using drugs in the manner that they say he is then he will deserve whatever befalls him. I have no time for druggies. I will be the first to write something on him about it. But I will bite my tongue on this until the facts are presented and proven.
The Great Karlando - October 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I seem to be the lone voice with this view, but I really didn't think this was THAT good. Maybe I've got a different version of the original song than everyone else, but when I listened to it, it just didn't flow well. There were funny parts, it's definitely a nonsense song, which can be really funny. It wasn't bad, but I don't think it was as good as everyone else did apparently. Feel free to hang me and burn me at the stake if you so desire :)
Smurf and Mr. Horse - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks to all who have been voting for this bit of tripe we wrote over a few brews. We had such a great time doing it and could never have, in our wildest imaginations, could have expected this kind of ditty to be as popular as it has. For those like Moose and Billy Florio who wondered about the name "Bo Diddle"... well can you please suggest to us a better choice for that spot? We have tried and just can't think of anything...ummm Bill Noodley maybe?? Or Chuck Fiddley...Ahyhooooo, Aw shucks...twert nuthin'... Tanks Y'all!!!
Frank Diddley - October 09, 2003 - Report this comment
This could very well have been my father youre describing here. I am really fed up with having to keep my mouth shut about him being and alcoholic. Just so you know...great job!
Smurf and Mr. Horse - October 09, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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