Song Parodies -> Twenty First Birthday, Blitzed I Am

Original Song Title:

"Twenty First Century Schizoid Man"

Original Performer:

King Crimson

  
Parody Song Title:

"Twenty First Birthday, Blitzed I Am"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

cop's foot...sore jaw
but i come back...scream for more
at L.A. county's prison door
twenty first birthday, blitzed i am

eye black...jaw wired
wallet missin'...i'm full of ire
face is all scraped...and brain on fire
twenty first birthday, blitzed i am

i'm freed...must take heed
i am starvin'...head still bleeds
hair of the dog is what i need
twenty first birtday, blitzed i am
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Phil Alexander - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Now, I have an excuse for not being able to remember my 21st birthday - it was too many years ago. What's yours? ;-)
John Barry - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I like this.
AFW - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Alvin...I remember 18 more than 21..5's
Ravyn Rant - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Cool! A Rush parody yesterday and King Crimson today - it's like you're writing 'em just so I can sing 'em.
Johnny D - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job, Alvin. I like seeing King Crimson parodies ... maybe somebody will do another parody of "In The Court Of The Crimson King" now.
Michael Pacholek - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Not a great parody, but the title was 100 proof!

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