-> "Curse of the Crimson Tide"
Original Song Title:
"Court of the Crimson King"
Parody Song Title:
"Curse of the Crimson Tide"
My girl changed from kind to rude
I’ll tell ya I was stunned
I don’t know why she’s acting strange
My torment’s just begun
She’s like a viper and I’m screwed
There’s nowhere I can hide
I went to ask my friend he shrugged
“That’s the curse of the crimson tide”
Once dating her was such a breeze
Now I’m hearing high pitched screams
She called my mom a filthy whore
While chucking cans of beans
She screams her sweat pants need some starch
Stop nagging me my bride!
I don’t know why she’s such a b*tch
What’s the curse of the crimson tide?
Did research at the library
To find the reason why she scours
What I found out made my lid flip
I think I need a shower!
I returned to find her super mad
She’s giving me snake eyes
I hope someday my poor balls will heal
Damn you curse of the crimson tide!
Jane changed back to my happy wife
For once I am not choked
It’s hard to understand her mind
But finally she’s coaxed
The evil bastard goes away
Her area has dried
But once a month she’s in a trance
Called the curse of the crimson tide!
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