Song Parodies -> Clunky Verse Wrenched Free Hits Droid-Man!
| Original Song Title: | "21st Century Schizoid Man" |
| Original Performer: | King Crimson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Clunky Verse Wrenched Free Hits Droid-Man!" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
( instrumental intro )
"Thasss good -- I'wan' more!"
Euro-splurgin' -- screamin' roar
At bar enjoys a poison-pour ---
Drunky Thirst-Quench'ry Nipzoid Man!
Mud pack -- hard mire
Stalled and sniffin' -- fumes swirl higher
In a scent laced in fragrant fire ---
Skunky-Burst Stench'ry Stink-Soiled Man!
"Hi-Ho, Silver steed!"
Show is starving -- budgets bleed
Critically not acclaimed indeed ---
"Tonto's First Wench'ry" skit's "Oy'ed!", man!
( instrumental fade )
"Thasss good -- I'wan' more!"
Euro-splurgin' -- screamin' roar
At bar enjoys a poison-pour ---
Drunky Thirst-Quench'ry Nipzoid Man!
Mud pack -- hard mire
Stalled and sniffin' -- fumes swirl higher
In a scent laced in fragrant fire ---
Skunky-Burst Stench'ry Stink-Soiled Man!
"Hi-Ho, Silver steed!"
Show is starving -- budgets bleed
Critically not acclaimed indeed ---
"Tonto's First Wench'ry" skit's "Oy'ed!", man!
( instrumental fade )
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Right up your alley...fabulous! I really liked the substitution 'skit's "Oy'ed!",man' for "Schizoid Man". Hehe 5's...
I've got one of King Crimson's songs coming out tomorrow.
I've got one of King Crimson's songs coming out tomorrow.
Johnny, Johnny... you've been licking toads again, haven't you? This was too surreal to have been written while not under any kind of influence. :-)
DKTOS, but an interesting read. 5s.
The kings of neolocrimsons strikes again. . .fives again.
Who cares if it makes sense, it's a King Crimson parody! I loved the substitutions for the title. 5s
boo
Thanks Adagio, Peter, Stephen, JB, Ravyn, and Lionel.
No worse than Pete Sinfield...heehee 555
Thanks Agrimorfee!
Awesome.
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