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Song Parodies -> "Lebron James"

Original Song Title:

"Reuben James"

Parody Song Title:

"Lebron James"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Actually, this is only a spoof...I don't think we could place all the blame, on Lebron James, for the Cleveland Cavs playoff loss to the Boston Celtics, Friday night ...The Cavs defense was weak, and the whole team seemed to lack the fight and fire needed to hold back Boston's rush..
Lebron James, You're a loser in your prime
Where's that old rhythm and rhyme?
You did not get it on the dime,
Boston Celtics made you tame, Lebron James

Lebron James, all the fans of the Cavs,
They cuss your name..
Just a lackluster "Used-To-Be Hoopy man"
Lookin' ready for the scrap can
What has happened to your games,
Now, Lebron James?

Lebron James, Playin' on a fumble court, where's your mind?
Unsure eyes, sweated brow
About as graceful as a cow,
Fans loved you then, don't love you now, Lebron James
Bad, your aims..Lebron James

For the dynamite Boston Celtics, you weren't styled
Their defenses held you back,
If you tried, all your efforts were slack
Just a hungry "Has Been" with no aim, Lebron James

Lebron James, you showed no court control
With the basketball in your hand
You just turned the other cheek
The Boston players all made you meek
Don't you care about your fame, oh, Lebron James?

Lebron James, will Cavs close the door?
Do you not know the score?
You didn't seem to show no shames
Just a fizzle without flames,
You've never played this lame, Lebron James

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AFW - May 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Correction: Make that game..Thursday nite..
Lil-Ho-Hoop - May 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir L'AIR, . . . I love it when " you get hoopy " . . .
AFW - May 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you, LCC..good to see ya' back
Fiddlegirl - May 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Indeed-- How can he be so "cavalier" about all of this??? ;) I love the line about "a fizzle without flames"... very poetic, and enough to "net" 555!
AFW - May 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Fg...good pun
John Jenkins - May 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Now the world will find out how expensive a free agent can be. Well done, AFW.
AFW - May 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, John...good line
Jeremy - May 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Well, at least you support the Celtics. P.S.: Go Celtics and Suns, Boo Magic and Lakers.

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