Song Parodies -> Just Broke In
| Original Song Title: | "Just Dropped In" |
| Original Performer: | Kenny Rogers & The First Edition |
| Parody Song Title: | "Just Broke In" |
| Parody Written by: | Mari Aranoff |
First parody in over a month... it seems longer!
[Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, imposition of admission within]
I went to your neighborhood to see who all was in
"It seems the whole block is gone," I said, with a grin
I tiptoed around, climbed the fence in back
Crowbarred the window that showed a crack
I just broke in to steal jewl'ry, sound gear, cam'ras, and drink your gin
[yuck, yuck, oh yuck, inhibition abolition akin]
I took my sack to the room in back and found the safe was within
I used my old stethoscope to listen to ev'ry spin
But I drank too much, got in a fog
I dropped the stuff and woke the dog
I just broke in to steal jewl'ry, sound gear, cam'ras, and ride your Schwin
[ooh, oooh, ooo hoo, exhibition of my mission of sin]
Someone must have seen my van with big black letters reading "Hot Firearms"
I put my foot through the window, fell backwards and set off all the alarms
I stepped on a mousetrap as I held my ears
I'll do hard time for many years
I just broke in to steal jewl'ry, sound gear, cam'ras with yang and yin
I said I just broke in and see that submission's the position I'm in
Crap, crap, oh craaaaap!
I went to your neighborhood to see who all was in
"It seems the whole block is gone," I said, with a grin
I tiptoed around, climbed the fence in back
Crowbarred the window that showed a crack
I just broke in to steal jewl'ry, sound gear, cam'ras, and drink your gin
[yuck, yuck, oh yuck, inhibition abolition akin]
I took my sack to the room in back and found the safe was within
I used my old stethoscope to listen to ev'ry spin
But I drank too much, got in a fog
I dropped the stuff and woke the dog
I just broke in to steal jewl'ry, sound gear, cam'ras, and ride your Schwin
[ooh, oooh, ooo hoo, exhibition of my mission of sin]
Someone must have seen my van with big black letters reading "Hot Firearms"
I put my foot through the window, fell backwards and set off all the alarms
I stepped on a mousetrap as I held my ears
I'll do hard time for many years
I just broke in to steal jewl'ry, sound gear, cam'ras with yang and yin
I said I just broke in and see that submission's the position I'm in
Crap, crap, oh craaaaap!
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Great work, Mari - excellent internal rhyme and phoneme-syllable play! 5's
I second JD's comments. Well done.
I don't know. To me it seem like you haven't been gone for a month.
Mari D - Welcome back! Great job! 5's across. Now this is a 'guy' joke but...What did the 'lifer' say when his former cell-mate committed another crime and was assigned to share his cell again? "It's really good to see your back again"
nice job on this one.....loved the original song, too...5s
Excellent! And with a hard song to parody too, I would think.
Took me over a year to find this one. Sounds like a crime. Take some fives to your getaway car.
Son, I sentence you to 555 years in prison for writing such a good parody. I remember hearing the original song in the end credits for Driver 2.
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