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Song Parodies -> "Just Broke In"

Original Song Title:

"Just Dropped In"

 (MP3)
Parody Song Title:

"Just Broke In"

Parody Written by:

Mari Aranoff

The Lyrics

First parody in over a month... it seems longer!
[Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, imposition of admission within]

I went to your neighborhood to see who all was in
"It seems the whole block is gone," I said, with a grin
I tiptoed around, climbed the fence in back
Crowbarred the window that showed a crack
I just broke in to steal jewl'ry, sound gear, cam'ras, and drink your gin

[yuck, yuck, oh yuck, inhibition abolition akin]

I took my sack to the room in back and found the safe was within
I used my old stethoscope to listen to ev'ry spin
But I drank too much, got in a fog
I dropped the stuff and woke the dog
I just broke in to steal jewl'ry, sound gear, cam'ras, and ride your Schwin

[ooh, oooh, ooo hoo, exhibition of my mission of sin]

Someone must have seen my van with big black letters reading "Hot Firearms"
I put my foot through the window, fell backwards and set off all the alarms
I stepped on a mousetrap as I held my ears
I'll do hard time for many years
I just broke in to steal jewl'ry, sound gear, cam'ras with yang and yin

I said I just broke in and see that submission's the position I'm in
Crap, crap, oh craaaaap!

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Johnny D - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Great work, Mari - excellent internal rhyme and phoneme-syllable play! 5's
John Barry - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I second JD's comments. Well done.
Rick D - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know. To me it seem like you haven't been gone for a month.
Paul Robinson - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Mari D - Welcome back! Great job! 5's across. Now this is a 'guy' joke but...What did the 'lifer' say when his former cell-mate committed another crime and was assigned to share his cell again? "It's really good to see your back again"
alvin rhodes - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
nice job on this one.....loved the original song, too...5s
Meriadoc - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent! And with a hard song to parody too, I would think.
Michael Pacholek - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Took me over a year to find this one. Sounds like a crime. Take some fives to your getaway car.
Dylan Baranski - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Son, I sentence you to 555 years in prison for writing such a good parody. I remember hearing the original song in the end credits for Driver 2.

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