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Song Parodies -> "Just Popped In To See What Position Paris Hilton"

Original Song Title:

"Just Dropped In(To see what condition my condition"

Parody Song Title:

"Just Popped In To See What Position Paris Hilton"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Submitted last Thursday when Paris Hilton had been released from jail after serving only 3 days of her 45 day sentence, this is old news now that see is back in jail. I blame Al Queada

DKTOS? Listen and watch the soundtrack version from The Big Lewbowski HEAR

JUST POPPED IN...TO SEE WHAT POSITION PARIS HILTON WAS IN

Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, her physician said "condition was grim"

She left jail this morning with a sheepish... kinda grin
'Twas just last night that the clowns locked the hag within
I freaked at the "justice" for this drugged out bitch
It may be blind...but it hugs the rich
Forget the spin, it feeds my suspicion her contrition was thin

"Blaa, blaa, oh blaa"...her physician says "condition was grim"

She grabbed a pole for the big dark hole and then she swallowed it in
We watched some dude draw it out, and watch her draw back in
When locked up two nights she became entwined
With guards on top, and guards behind
Forget the spin, it seems her position had ambitions to sin

yeah, yeah, oh yeah....like magicians they positioned again

Someone painted on her ass "a lip smack's better, it's a dead end ride"
She had a foot in her mouth that she felt unload and seep out the sides
She smiles at the camera with her skank 'ho stare
Just 'Goo-gle' 'porn'...you'll see her there
I just popped in...to see what position her physician was in

Oh yeah I just popped in...to see what renditions her positions were in
Yeah, yeah, wo-oh YEAAAAAAH!!!

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Dylan Baranski - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Analysis: Looks like Paris Hilton's gonna be locked up for 555 more days. As an added bonus, I'm also giving you an award for being the only one that wrote a parody of an original song I actually knew today. I never saw The Big Lebowski, but I did hear this song in Driver 2.
Dylan Baranski - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Correction: You're not the only one who parodied a song I knew today.
Phil Alexander - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
You know, I've just realized that "Paris Hilton" is an anagram of "Phil's on Rita"... am I missing out on something, here? (also "Posh Ritalin", which seems somehow more appropriate)
Michael Pacholek - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
I just dropped in to give your condition some fives. A hard song to do, but it's better than doing hard time, as my evin twin Bernard's girlfriend is now finding out!
Alex Hammer - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
See also: Inmate Takes Photos Of Paris Hilton’s Underwear With Intimately Concealed Camera Phone - The Pop Crunch Show http://thetopstories.blogspot.com/2007/06/inmate-takes-photos-of-paris-hiltons.html EXCLUSIVE: Hilton Calls Barbara Walters from Jail - She ‘Was Severely Depressed and Felt as if I Was in a Cage,’ but now Has ‘New Chance’ - ABC News http://thetopstories.blogspot.com/2007/06/exclusive-hilton-calls-barbara-walters.html News learns Paris Hilton didn’t eat or drink out of fear guards would take toilet pix - Daily News http://thetopstories.blogspot.com/2007/06/news-learns-paris-hilton-didnt-eat-or.html Ann Coulter Says Hilton Jail Sentence “Unfair” http://thetopstories.blogspot.com/2007/06/ann-coulter-says-hilton-jail-sentence.html Judge Orders Paris Hilton Back to Jail - The Washington Post “A judge has ordered Paris Hilton returned to jail and she was taken from court screaming.” http://thetopstories.blogspot.com/2007/06/judge-orders-paris-hilton-back-to-jail.html Revealed: Paris Hilton’s glamorous police mugshot http://thetopstories.blogspot.com/2007/06/revealed-paris-hiltons-glamorous-police.html
John Barry - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
In to the hilt! Nice skewering.
Matthias - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
I bet "Yeah, yeah, wo-oh YEAAAAAAH!!!" was what those guards where screaming! 555 hours of sex with Paris Hilton, that's about 23 days straight.
Lee - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Some sweet rhymititionalizing, there, DR.
alvin - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
magnificent....fits the frantic tone of the OS to a T...easily my favorite of the day
AFW - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Topical, timely, titillating, and top-notch
debstonecat - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
The title got me laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes, but my favorite line wasn't the funny ones. The one about justice "It may be blind, but it hugs the rich" was a priceless truism nestled among the hilarity.
Dee Range - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Dylan: Thanks for dropping in!

Phil Alexander: I just ran your name through an anagram generator, and of the 8,000+ results I found some hilarious ones, including: "Axial Nerd Help", "Anal Herd Pixel", Planed Liar Hex", "Hand Lax Penile", "Land Harelip Ex", Hair All Expand", "A Pal Nerd Helix", "A Lax Hind Leper", "Anal Held Rep Xi", "Anal Herd Ex Lip", "Dale Lax Her Nip", and "Hardline Pal Ex". Go figure :-)

MP: Is that Bernard in her video?

Alex Hammer: How did you like the parody? :-)

John Barry: Talk about shooting fish in a barrel! Thanks, man

Matthias: The editing crew for her prison video will be working overtime for days!

Lee: Love "RHYMITITIONALIZING"...great term, thanks

alvin: Gracias, amigo. I am always honored and thrilled to get your "favorite of the day". Coming from such a fine writer means a great deal to all of us.

AFW: Thanks, I don't recall you ever missing commenting on my parodies...always appreciative.

debstonecat: Thanks so much
Phil Alexander - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Ah, but using anagram programs is cheating ;-) ...though I did use "Pixel anal herd" in this parody: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/billyjoel151.shtml - which, if you like anagrams, you should enjoy.

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