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Song Parodies -> "28.6"

Original Song Title:

"98.6"

Original Performer:

Keith

Parody Song Title:

"28.6"

Parody Written by:

Mari Aranoff

The Lyrics

Inspired by a fever and probably too many CSI reruns...
The dead man's lying there, the victim from the freighter
He is so cold he makes me shiver
The found him stuffed inside an old refrigerator
Must check the contents of his liver

Hey, 28.6, I see this one is frozen solid
Hey, 28.6, he was alive the last time that they saw him
Guess we'd better thaw him

Hey, here's a bullet lodged inside his large intestine
And several stab wounds in his heart, now
Once he's examined, he will be forever restin'
But I must first take him apart, now

Hey, 28.6, I see this one is frozen solid
Hey, 28.6, he was alive the last time that they saw him
Guess we'd better thaw him

Once he's examined, he will be forever restin'
But I must first take him apart, now

Hey, 28.6, I see this one is frozen solid
Hey, 28.6, he was alive the last time that they saw him
Guess we'd better thaw him

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 9

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Leah Lockhart - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job Mari! Are you feeling better? Will you be at EGC tonight?
David Chrenko - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
What makes this parody even funnier is that the melody of 98.6 is so upbeat and sing-songy. Your parody and irony har-harred me . . . How I loved it, Mari! Smiley 5's.
Diva - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
CSI , what a great TV show nice job!
Johnny D - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
DKTOS, Mari, but the reading does indeed fit C.S.I. Well written !
Mari D - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone! I am a CSI fan, preferring Vegas to Miami. I laugh whenever the Miami coroner, who usually dresses like a pop singer, talks to the bodies. Leah -- Rick will definitely be at EG tonight. I've been looking forward to meeting you (and doing "Your Song"). I will try, but it's doubtful unless my voice gets better by then. We'll see.
Guy - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Great write Mari. CSI and Crossing Jordan, both great shows for this sort of thing. Definately worth 5s.
Jonathan C. - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Even better than the original, which I didn't like anyway.;)
Paul Robinson - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Mari D, Yes! You've gone to the heart of CSI's style and gave a good, quick glance at the yucky stuff, but not so much as to nauseate. I was gonna say this was a hot parody, but 28.6 is actually pretty chilly. Good touch, hope you feel better soon.
neminem - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Dang... this parody looks amusing, and furthermore, the lyrics gave me an idea for another parody of this song. However, I haven't actually heard the song before, and I can't find it with any of my file sharing programs, so I can't really vote.
neminem - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Ok, I got it. That is awesome... listening to bright cheery music about dead people, brilliant.
Taylor F. - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent, I sang along with it and it matched perfectly 5's all across the board.

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