-> "My Family's Strange"
Original Song Title:
"My Favorite Things"
Parody Song Title:
"My Family's Strange"
The Lyrics
Sister's a slut and my brother's a schemer
Dad is a deadbeat, they repo'd his Beemer
Mom reads a book and tears out every page
We are so screwed up, my family's strange
Uncle Jack's gay, Auntie Bev was a porn star
Cousin Bill likes getting high off of road tar
Rover's infected most likely with mange
That's a condition I don't think will change
Jane's in a convent and Bubba's in prison
Yet he's the one shouting "Christ has arisen!"
Gramps says his limp is from German AA --
Turns out he hooked himself fishing one day
Some are redheads
Some are deadheads
One lives in Peru
And one majored in Russian history twice
While studying at Purdue
Grandma's delusional, thinks she's a mob boss
Worried to death over possible job loss
Such is the case at our family grange
We are so screwed up, my family's strange
Uncle Bob's married to crazy Aunt Sally
[He] once was molested by Father O'Malley
She packs a shotgun so stay out of range
Ask how I know, I found out the hard way
Cousins in Florida are valets and waiters
'Cept for the one who rescues alligators
Son-in-law pimped out his Chevy Biscayne
Seems like my folks have more Brawny* than brains
Some are lazy
Some are crazy
Odd as folks can be
But if you think that it could never get worse...
Then you must have not ... met me!
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*paper towels
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