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Song Parodies -> "Zoo For Funny Animals"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Parody Song Title:

"Zoo For Funny Animals"

Parody Written by:

Leo Jay

The Lyrics

How come nobody parodies this song? ;-)
Zoo For Funny Animals With Textbook Psych-Neurosis
Where each beast is burdened with some mental diagnosis,
Ani-maladjustment, or some quirk short of psychosis:
Zoo For Funny Animals With Textbook Psych-Neurosis

They have a baby chimpanzee who will not use the loo
When mother tries to train him, monkey 'sees', but will not 'do'
He claims that it's against the law to make him make a poo
And anally retains his rights to all his 'Number Twos'

Zoo For Funny Animals With Textbook Psych-Neurosis
Where each beast is burdened with some mental diagnosis,
Ani-maladjustment, or some quirk short of psychosis:
Zoo For Funny Animals With Textbook Psych-Neurosis

They have a bunny rabbit there whose love life isn't great
She hops into her bed each night, but never with a mate
Her bedtime's always early, but her cycle's never late
It's very clear she has a fear of being in-ti-mate

Zoo For Funny Animals With Textbook Psych-Neurosis
Where each beast is burdened with some mental diagnosis,
Ani-maladjustment, or some quirk short of psychosis:
Zoo For Funny Animals With Textbook Psych-Neurosis

They have a sneaky salmon there who hates to go to school
He claims the codfish carp at him, the catfish there are cruel
His persecution complex, though, is just a simple tool
For skipping his fin-etics class and lounging by the pool

Zoo For Funny Animals With Textbook Psych-Neurosis
Where each beast is burdened with some mental diagnosis,
Ani-maladjustment, or some quirk short of psychosis:
Zoo For Funny Animals With Textbook Psych-Neurosis

And there's a Shetland pony -- hypochondriac for sure
Her mind imagines maladies she thinks she can't endure
She is, of course, a little 'horse', which makes her insecure
And now she has a little 'colt' for which there is no cure

Zoo For Funny Animals With Textbook Psych-Neurosis
Where each beast is burdened with some mental diagnosis,
Ani-maladjustment, or some quirk short of psychosis:
Zoo For Funny Animals With Textbook Psych-Neurosis!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 20

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Jeff Reuben - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS =) ('monkey 'sees', but will not 'do'" was classic)
John Barry - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Chimp-chimpery-chimp-chimpery-chimp-chimp-cherry, this parody's funny as funny can be.
alvin rhodes - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
perfectly paced and wonderfully goofy...this is brilliant
Ashkicksass - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh my hell, Leo! The puns alone were outstanding, (I bet Jeff's a little jealous...) but then you had to go and make the rest of it perfect too! Damn Gina!
Leo Jay - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jeff, John, Alvin and Ash!
MasonR - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Great puns, Leo! I'd love to ape your style.
Arwen - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry I'm a bit late to the site today...I know you were wringing your hands over my absence...this was FABulous! =)
Tim Mayfield - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
As a fan of puns, I loved Ani-maladjustment and the entire shetland pony stanza. Great stuff!!
Agrimorfee - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Psychologically nuts. 555
Olvan The Terrible - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
ROTF! There is a large, untapped market for songs about animals with psychological disorders.
Stuart McArthur - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
brilliant stuff, Leo, and for some reason as I was reading it, I imagined it up on stage, with chorus girls and one-liners (boom tish) and all - it's very Old-Music-Hall-ish - 555
Lee Ojay - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Mason, Olvan, Tim, Agrimorfee and Stuart, thanks very much!

Y'know writing these can be a fun challenge, and getting generous feedback is always satisfying... but getting to see which Google ads a given parody manages to attract is always an unexpected delight!
Kristof Robertson - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Magnificent, Monsieur Jay!! 555
Sweet Indigo - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody really was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! I love all the word play and the humour in general.
Leo Jay - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Merci, Monsieur Robertson et Sweet Indigo.
Know 1 can hear you dream - February 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I sense a round Z entry coming up...
Leo Jay - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for stopping by K1CHYD. I don't do the contests anymore -- I just wanted to challenge myself to try to come up with a 'Z'.
AstroMike F - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Incredible! Pacing is perfect and unbelievable content. Thoroughly hilarious. Great job!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm an arctic bear unsure of my sexuality. I'll click on the 'Bipolar' ad.
Hilarious jokes here, Leo, but I feel superior in the knowledge that I changed the chorus each time and you didn't.

*mouse edges towards the 'Narcissistic Personality' ad*
Take 555 pills and see the Black Widow spider in the mourning.

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