Zoo For Funny Animals With Textbook Psych-Neurosis
Where each beast is burdened with some mental diagnosis,
Ani-maladjustment, or some quirk short of psychosis:
Zoo For Funny Animals With Textbook Psych-Neurosis

They have a baby chimpanzee who will not use the loo
When mother tries to train him, monkey 'sees', but will not 'do'
He claims that it's against the law to make him make a poo
And anally retains his rights to all his 'Number Twos'

Zoo For Funny Animals With Textbook Psych-Neurosis
Where each beast is burdened with some mental diagnosis,
Ani-maladjustment, or some quirk short of psychosis:
Zoo For Funny Animals With Textbook Psych-Neurosis

They have a bunny rabbit there whose love life isn't great
She hops into her bed each night, but never with a mate
Her bedtime's always early, but her cycle's never late
It's very clear she has a fear of being in-ti-mate

Zoo For Funny Animals With Textbook Psych-Neurosis
Where each beast is burdened with some mental diagnosis,
Ani-maladjustment, or some quirk short of psychosis:
Zoo For Funny Animals With Textbook Psych-Neurosis

They have a sneaky salmon there who hates to go to school
He claims the codfish carp at him, the catfish there are cruel
His persecution complex, though, is just a simple tool
For skipping his fin-etics class and lounging by the pool

Zoo For Funny Animals With Textbook Psych-Neurosis
Where each beast is burdened with some mental diagnosis,
Ani-maladjustment, or some quirk short of psychosis:
Zoo For Funny Animals With Textbook Psych-Neurosis

And there's a Shetland pony -- hypochondriac for sure
Her mind imagines maladies she thinks she can't endure
She is, of course, a little 'horse', which makes her insecure
And now she has a little 'colt' for which there is no cure

Zoo For Funny Animals With Textbook Psych-Neurosis
Where each beast is burdened with some mental diagnosis,
Ani-maladjustment, or some quirk short of psychosis:
Zoo For Funny Animals With Textbook Psych-Neurosis!