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Song Parodies -> "Ashkicksass Is Quite A Lass And Everybody Knows It"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Parody Song Title:

"Ashkicksass Is Quite A Lass And Everybody Knows It"

Parody Written by:

Leo Jay

The Lyrics

Happy Birthday, Ashkicksass!
Ashkicksass is quite a lass and everybody knows it
This fine day is her birthday, and this is why I chose it
To send her this little verse (it took months to compose it)
Ashkicksass is quite a bastard, everybody knows it

Has a car that seldom starts,
And each time it's repaired,
It runs a while -- about a mile --
Then stops 'tween here and there
And since the Kia seems to be
In need of constant care
We must conclude her fav'rite fruit's
A lemon, not a pear, oh

Ash's car won't go too far ' I wonder why she chose it
It's as new as morning dew but acts as old as Moses
Coughs and wheezes, much in need of good 'life support' hoses
There's no cure, we know for sure -- her car guy diagnosed it

When she reads a parody,
'Ash-candor' is her rule,
For Ash will call a spade a spade,
And call a fool a fool
So if it sucks, you're out of luck,
Though she is seldom cruel
She's one tiara'ed terror,
But our joker is a jewel, yes

Ashkicksass is quite a lass though some may think her 'cliquey'
If you've read "The Only Thread...," you know she can be picky:
She is snooty about cooties and boys who are 'icky'
Ashkicksass is quite a lass, but geez can she can be cliquey!

Once, Ash read a parody some
Hateful bigot wrote
And voiced her disapproval with her
Comment and her vote
The 'paro-dissed' was really pissed '
It really got her goat
But in the end, Ash and her friends
All couldn't help but gloat, oh

Ash, today's your special day, now everybody knows it
(If you hate to celebrate, blame Arwen, who disclosed it)
And this way to say 'hooray'? The elf again -- she chose it
(If it's lame, then she's to blame, cause I suggested roses)

Ashkicksass is quite a lass ask anyone who knows her
Our princess don't take no mess from those who dare oppose her
She's the coolest girl in school it's no surprise Steve chose her
Ashkicksass is quite a lass ' ask anyone who knows her

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Jeff Reuben - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
"We must conclude her fav'rite fruit's A lemon, not a pear, oh" -- Brilliant!
Arwen - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I am ASTOUNDED, Leo...at the brilliance that this is. While Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way...this parody could kick her ass!
Johnny D - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
A parody of ever-shifting originality, creativity, complexity, and cleverness - brilliant, Leo Jay, magnificently brilliant!
Ashkicksass - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh my hell. I can't believe this! It really is brilliant, and the car verses had me LingOL! Wow. Thank you SO MUCH Leo!!
karen - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
loved the 'cliquey' verse Leo
alvin rhodes - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with...5s
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
"It's as new as morning dew but acts as old as Moses" :-)
Kristof Robertson - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd....just...like...to....say.......happy......birthday....Ash....*keels over from exhaustion* :-) 555 (btw, bloody good parody L'OJ)
Matthias - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Great Tribute, Mines on June 9th of you want to do it
Serafina - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I enjoyed every line of this. Happy birthday again, Ashkicksass!
By the way, my birthday's in July.
newcomer - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't have any idea what you're talking about, I see this is an insider type of thing. People just looking at this site for the first time are not interested in this type of parody.
Stuart McArthur - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
er, nice one, newcomer (Ash - get kickin!)

absolutely splendid Leo - the last two verses, particularly ("I suggested roses" - LOL!) - 555
Arwen - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Actually, considering that there aren't 150 votes here...I'd say there are a lot of old timers on the site who aren't interested...but luckily...those of us who wrote the birthday themed/inside joke parodies did it for Ash...who loved them. Mission accomplished. =)
Lee O'Shay - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks all, for the kudos! Glad you enjoyed it... especially our BIRTHDAY PRINCESS! And props to Arwen for coordinating the birthday tribute effort!

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