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Song Parodies -> "Super-California-Mystic-Expert-Halitosis"
Original Song Title:
"supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
Original Performer:
Julie Andrews (Mary Popins)
Parody Song Title:
"Super-California-Mystic-Expert-Halitosis"
Parody Written by:
Onslaught
The Lyrics
Big 7 entrant #3
(Spoken)
Well, it seems that Shirley Maclaine has given up acting and taken up a new profession as a psychic, but instead of reading palms or using tarot cards, she can predict a person’s future by smelling their breath.
I guess that would make her a…
(Sung)
Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis
Yes I know the joke is old
And the pun’s atrocious
But I cannot help it ‘cause it
Cracks me up the most-est
Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis
Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee! Ho! Ho! My!
Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee! Ho! Ho! My!
When first I set out on my quest
To become the class clown
I knew I’d need a sure-fire hook
To bring my mates around
I scoured every book on mirth
And tried them out on friends
I found the perfect joke at last
And this is how it ends, Oh!
Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis
Just the very sound of it
Makes milk, out nose, explosive
Saying it is very Zen
Creating symbiosis
Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis
Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee! Ho! Ho! My!
Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee! Ho! Ho! My!
Now every day at recess I’d
Repeat my joke with glee
It seemed to grate on others
But it never bothered me.
The joy it gives cannot compare
With any other thing
I say the joke within my mind
And then I fairly sing, Oh!
Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis
Every now and then I think I’d
Better hold them horses
Someday I might tire of it
Now, it’s my catharsis*
Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis
Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee! Ho! Ho! My!
Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee! Ho! Ho! My!
The joke has gotten out of hand
It threatens to mutate
The happiness it once had, now
Inspires only hate
Be careful how you use a joke
Or it could wreck your life
For example
I told it to the Principal…
He’s keeping me till five.
It’s Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis
Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis
Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis
Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis
Well, it seems that Shirley Maclaine has given up acting and taken up a new profession as a psychic, but instead of reading palms or using tarot cards, she can predict a person’s future by smelling their breath.
I guess that would make her a…
(Sung)
Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis
Yes I know the joke is old
And the pun’s atrocious
But I cannot help it ‘cause it
Cracks me up the most-est
Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis
Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee! Ho! Ho! My!
Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee! Ho! Ho! My!
When first I set out on my quest
To become the class clown
I knew I’d need a sure-fire hook
To bring my mates around
I scoured every book on mirth
And tried them out on friends
I found the perfect joke at last
And this is how it ends, Oh!
Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis
Just the very sound of it
Makes milk, out nose, explosive
Saying it is very Zen
Creating symbiosis
Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis
Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee! Ho! Ho! My!
Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee! Ho! Ho! My!
Now every day at recess I’d
Repeat my joke with glee
It seemed to grate on others
But it never bothered me.
The joy it gives cannot compare
With any other thing
I say the joke within my mind
And then I fairly sing, Oh!
Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis
Every now and then I think I’d
Better hold them horses
Someday I might tire of it
Now, it’s my catharsis*
Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis
Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee! Ho! Ho! My!
Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee! Ho! Ho! My!
The joke has gotten out of hand
It threatens to mutate
The happiness it once had, now
Inspires only hate
Be careful how you use a joke
Or it could wreck your life
For example
I told it to the Principal…
He’s keeping me till five.
It’s Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis
Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis
Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis
Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis
*Catharsis: Conceived by Aristotle as the cleansing effect of emotional release that tragic drama has on its audience, catharsis stems from a Greek verb meaning "to purify, purge." Today, it can be used to describe any emotional release, including a good long laugh or cry that is followed by a sense of balance and freshness afterwards.
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Excellent...very humorous...runs right up the flagpole...you can't go wrong with a good theme'd Shirley Maclaine joke
A breath of fresh catharsis.
Delightful stuff in the original's present reincarnation. Rapid wordplay at a "disneying" pace. Go for The Seven! ;D
Thanks all. The tune's a little "goofy" and you might have to "duck" the low flying puns, but every once in a while you have to stop and smell the "daisies", and take a "minnie" break. I hope my "mickey mouse" lyrics are "walt's" you're looking for. OK, I'll stop now.
really funny
The pun is plagiarized. I am its original author, as you can check by looking at the February 1983 issue of Games Magazine. Please give credit where credit is due.
I'm an old salt when it comes puns, but goshdarnit I don't get this joke. Or is there no real deep meaning here?
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