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Song Parodies -> "My Now Legal Things"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite things"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"My Now Legal Things"

Parody Written by:

Zach Allman

The Lyrics

My Best friend turned 18 and I'm not far off and then the song pretty much just wrote itself.
Cigarettes, porno, and the right to bear arms
Voting, and clubbing, and strip poker bars
Legally browsing mature natured things
These are a few of my now legal things

No more state curfew no more in by ten
So now I don't sit here and jack off in my den
Now that I'm 18 I'm not held back by strings
These are a few of my now legal things

Girls walking topless with only a garter
Now that I'm legal it makes my dick harder
Downloading porn on sites with low pings
These are a few of my now legal things

When my night bites, when my pee stings
When I'm just feeling bad
I just go do a few of my now legal things
And then they make my night so rad

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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 4   3
 5   1

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Yoidy - December 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Welcome to the wonderful world of vice. Congratulations! 555
Susanna Viljanen - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I couldn't get the song to pace, but witty and original lyrics. 3-5-5

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