Sucking down oil fields, sand kings for the bribing
Gassing up Hummers what fun to be driving!
Shopping all day 'till the fat lady sings
Wasting away our entitlement things..

Walmarts and Targets and home prices soaring
Jobs go to China while congress lies, snoring
Deficits, bankruptcies, stock market swings
Pis*ing away our entitlement things..

Jet planes and missles, our empire expanding
Anchor news cel-ebs in prime time grandstanding
Ipods and widescreens and big jeweled blings
Don't we just love our entitlement things!

When the bank calls
When the car stalls
When we're feeling broke..
We'll simply cash in our entitlement things
And then we will get-- the joke.

Rezoning farm land and throwing up strip malls
Trading our soil for boutiques and cement walls
Sipping espresso or munching grease wings
It's our seed corn, these entitlement things..

Whose is the biggest, the bestest, the baddest?
Whose lifestyle extremes make countries the maddest?
Whose phone is loudest with downloaded rings
In your face now with entitlement things..

Freedom is fine but our leaders know better
Taxing and spending, the world's biggest debtor
Medicaid, moonpies, retirement brings
Where did they go our entitlement things?

When the buck sinks
Credit line stinks
When we're feeling sad..
We'll simply remember entitlement things
And all the great fun-n-n --we had!