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Song Parodies -> "Soup and Salad"

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Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"Soup and Salad"

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The Lyrics

Soup and salad flounder fishsticks egg bialy donuts
Some foods are real good for kids and some are good for grownups
Overeating makes you fat, and then you have to tone up
But if you work out, boys like your butt and thats a bonus

I like Mickey Ds because its fast and its delicious
I dont really care if people say its not nutritious
And its good that its cheap food, because I'm not the richest
And whats best of all is that I dont have to do dishes

I like Wendys food because I like the guy on tv
He seems like a real nice guy, most big bosses are skeevey
He looks like my gramp so much that I trust him completely
And he named it after his daughter, so hes not greedy

I like Grotons Fisherman, cause he makes real good fishsticks
Real fish is much better for me, but I'm realistic
I cant cook and plus my mommas pan is not a nonstick
But I have to microwave them or there more like fish bricks

I like good bialys cuz my moms parents are Jewish
They came here from Poland and back then they were not too rich
There old New York teniments never had inside sewage
But at least they had some good bialys they were chewing

I like eggs, I like them hard and soft and even runny
When I was a baby mom would feed me them with honey
Runny eggs and barf from bees is really kind of yummy
But if you think about it, its really sort of funny

Duncan Donuts is the place I hang out when I cut school
And I eat so much sometimes my stomach gets really full
Just thinking about those tasty treats can make my mouth drool
And I eat my lunch there every day, thats sort of a rule

Soup and salad are for grownups, cuz I think theyre boring
There the kind of dull foods people like me are ignoring
Just writing this verse about them makes me start up snoring
Salty water with some vegtables is very boring

Soup and salad flounder fishsticks egg bialy donuts
Soup and salad flounder fishsticks egg bialy donuts
Soup and salad flounder fishsticks egg bialy donuts
Soup and salad flounder fishsticks egg bialy donuts

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 28

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   10
 2   0
 3   5
 4   0
 5   13

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Jeff Rueben - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Lettuce all take a step back and rate this...Souper!
Tim Mayfield - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Masterfully created.
Airfarcewon - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Good work on this...
Stuart McArthur - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
very very funny forteen - "honey - barf from bees" - why hasn't any advertising genius ever come up with that slogan? - 555
Kat - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Interesting. Very interesting.
Arwen - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah...pretty good stuff, little one...=) FABulous, in fact...
Guy - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
This song has been done to death on this site but this version is a broth of fresh air. Well done. I'm putting soup and salad on the menu for a special price of only $5.55.
Forteen - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you everybody!
Darth Raider - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
This is not bad for a fourteen year old, if that's what you are, but Guy is right, this song has been done to death! That's the first problem. Secondly, if you read some of the many, many other versions - or the original (!) - you will see that you're pacing is wrong: you wrote every verse with the same pacing, which is wrong. And the Wendy's guy is dead. And it's Dunkin' Donuts. Small things, but important. Anyway, I'll give you the benefit of a doubt and give you 3-4-4.
boo - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
julie - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I think this song is funny and stupid!!!
Emily Ficarra - June 27, 2008 - Report this comment
I loved it very much

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