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Song Parodies -> "A Lesbian's Things"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"A Lesbian's Things"

Parody Written by:

little Jen

The Lyrics

Black leather jackets and motorbike tires
Cars with their hoods up and showing their tires
short hair gelled back and studded nose rings
these are a few of a lesbian's things

pool table aces and sunglasses glaring
Doc Marten boots and k.d lang blaring
Sport boxer shorts and small nipple rings
These are some more of a lesbian's things

we are boy dykes
we are girl dykes
we all have our pride
People don't notice these lesbian things
We are still a dyke inside

Hair spray and make-up with lipstick glowing
long frilly dresses with their slips a-showing
big high heel shoes and handfuls of rings
believe it or not these are lesbian things

there are boy dykes
there are girl dykes
we are all the same
As long as you notice these lesbian things
you know that no one is to blame

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Overall Rating: 4.3

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Guy - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Dyke it or not this says it all. This is quite an amusing parody. Well done.
Diddims - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Mah-volous, dah-ling...! A wonderful(and amusing) look at the butch and femme lesbian community!
Matthias - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Very Kinky
Johnny D - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I think this is loving, sweet, and very, very sapphisticated!
x y zee - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I dunno...it was funny, but the first two lines end with the same word, "tires." Number one rule of rhyming: A word does not legally rhyme with itself.
Michael Pacholek - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I've always wondered: Do lesbians obsess over breasts the way straight men do? (Just in case I have to fight one over a woman.) But you've got this parody thing licked. So what's your next parody? How about "Go, Ellen, on the mountains!" (That'll put a kink in the right-wingers' colons!)
Diddims - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah! More kinks for them, and more gay material!
Ingeborg S. Nordén - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
4-5-5 from me--in addition to the "tires/tires" problem, some lines were off by a syllable or forced the stress into the wrong place. Still, you did a great job of blowing stereotypes out of the water...and this is coming from a NON-lesbian. :-)
Johnny D - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Sometimes I feel like a lesbian trapped in a man's body. ;-D
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
You know Johnny, that explains soo much! :-)

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