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Song Parodies -> "Non-Warranty Things"

Original Song Title:

"A Few Of My Favorite Things"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"Non-Warranty Things"

Parody Written by:

Marybeth Wright

The Lyrics

Ok, unless you work in the garage door business you might not understand this....either way it's pretty catchy:)

Dirt on your sensors
And Home Depot installs

Massive flipped cables
That cause your doors to fall.

Closing your door
And breaking all the springs...

These are what we call Non Warranty Things!


Quantums installed over one year,
No labor.

Stealing the remotes
From your next door neighbor.

Hitting your door
But saying it's a "ding"...

These are what we call Non Warranty Things!

When the track bends, motor-heads break
And their spouses get mad...

I simply tell them that their warranties void,
And then they get extremely mad!!

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Meriadoc - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought this was quite cute!
Kat - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Considering the end line, I'm guessing that you make a lot of enemies.
I wish I was Bob Geldof - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I had that problem with my Air Conditioner on Tuesday. Worst still, it was a fucking stinking hot day!!! If you're wondering where I'm living and located, It's Australia!!!

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