Song Parodies -> Non-Warranty Things
| Original Song Title: | "A Few Of My Favorite Things" |
| Original Performer: | Julie Andrews |
| Parody Song Title: | "Non-Warranty Things" |
| Parody Written by: | Marybeth Wright |
Ok, unless you work in the garage door business you might not understand this....either way it's pretty catchy:)
1.
Dirt on your sensors
And Home Depot installs
Massive flipped cables
That cause your doors to fall.
Closing your door
And breaking all the springs...
These are what we call Non Warranty Things!
2.
Quantums installed over one year,
No labor.
Stealing the remotes
From your next door neighbor.
Hitting your door
But saying it's a "ding"...
These are what we call Non Warranty Things!
When the track bends, motor-heads break
And their spouses get mad...
I simply tell them that their warranties void,
And then they get extremely mad!!
Dirt on your sensors
And Home Depot installs
Massive flipped cables
That cause your doors to fall.
Closing your door
And breaking all the springs...
These are what we call Non Warranty Things!
2.
Quantums installed over one year,
No labor.
Stealing the remotes
From your next door neighbor.
Hitting your door
But saying it's a "ding"...
These are what we call Non Warranty Things!
When the track bends, motor-heads break
And their spouses get mad...
I simply tell them that their warranties void,
And then they get extremely mad!!
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I thought this was quite cute!
Considering the end line, I'm guessing that you make a lot of enemies.
I had that problem with my Air Conditioner on Tuesday. Worst still, it was a fucking stinking hot day!!! If you're wondering where I'm living and located, It's Australia!!!
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